New York's Finest

  • 1988
  • Movie
  • R
  • Comedy

This one is so bad it makes ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS look like THE WHALES OF AUGUST. Three no-class Queens hookers--Loretta (Jennifer Delora), Joy (Ruth Collins), and Carley (Heidi Paine)--are tired of being harassed by the vice squad, so they enlist the aid of good friend Baker, a transvestite who gives them "lady lessons." In their quest for millionaire...read more

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This one is so bad it makes ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS look like THE WHALES OF AUGUST. Three no-class Queens hookers--Loretta (Jennifer Delora), Joy (Ruth Collins), and Carley (Heidi Paine)--are tired of being harassed by the vice squad, so they enlist the aid of good friend Baker, a

transvestite who gives them "lady lessons." In their quest for millionaire husbands, they also rent a luxury apartment on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, are chauffeured around town in a limousine, purchase new wardrobes, and even adopt high-class names: Muffy, Tittles, and Poodle. However, when

a former madame locates the threesome, they are forced to lead double lives. There are a few redeeming moments here (Scott Baker's Carmen Miranda impersonation being the highlight), but to get to them one has to suffer through some of the most abrasive performances ever to reach the screen.

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  • Released: 1988
  • Rating: R
  • Review: This one is so bad it makes ASSAULT OF THE KILLER BIMBOS look like THE WHALES OF AUGUST. Three no-class Queens hookers--Loretta (Jennifer Delora), Joy (Ruth Collins), and Carley (Heidi Paine)--are tired of being harassed by the vice squad, so they enlist t… (more)

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