Cast

Luke Wilson Private Joe Bowers
Terry Crews President Duane Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Cama
Anthony Campos Secretary of Defense
David Herman Secretary of State
Sonny Castillo Prosecutor
Kevin S/ McAfee Baliff
Ryan Melton Hospital Technician
Justin Long Doctor
Heath Jones Cop No.1
Eli Munoz Horny Guy
Patrick Fischler Yuppie Husband
Ryan Ransdell Trashy Guy
Melissa Sweet Slutty Girl
Valerie Posas New Slutty Girl
Wes Davis Trashy Teen Jock
Mark Turner Officer
Kevin Klee Hormel Chaves, Star of "Ow! My Balls!"
John Dodson Additional Officer
Melissa Espinalls Counter Woman
Joseph Cheatham Doctor in Waiting Room
Jason Schaller Prison Guard N.1/Costco Greeter
Lawrence Castillo Prison Guard No.3
Christopher M. Campos Congresswoman No.1
Roman Ramos Congressman No.2
Randal Reeder Secret Service Thug
Brendan Hill Secretary of Energy
Melissa Dawn Female Fox Newscaster
Derek Southers Male Fox Newscaster
Lidia Porto Female Fox Reporter
Greg Kelly Stadium Guard
Jason Konopisos Cop at Government Center
Mitch Baker Doctor With Trashy Guy
Daniel Smith Control Room Director
Chris Warner Cop at Costco
Lonnie Nelson Trapped Man
Danny Cochran Secretary of Education
Marcos Martinez Rios Secret Service Thug No.2
Earl Mann Narrator