Cast

Cameron Diaz Natalie Cook
Drew Barrymore Dylan Sanders
Lucy Liu Alex Munday
Bernie Mac Jimmy Bosley
Crispin Glover Thin Man
John Forsythe Voice of Charlie
Justin Theroux Seamus O'Grady
Robert Patrick Ray Carter
Demi Moore Madison Lee
Rodrigo Santoro Randy Emmers
John Cleese Mr. Munday
Cheung-Yan Yuen Deranged Mongol
John Chow Eager Mongol
Bruce Comlois Large Mongol
Khin-Kyaw Maung Crooked-Tooth
Russell Bobbit Madison's Minion
Charles Townsend Madison's Minion
Al Kahn Madison's Minion
Tanoai Reed Wrestler
Clifford Happy Fleeing Suspect
Robert Forster Roger Wixon
Alan Caulfield Eric Bogosian
Travis Bobbitt Surfer
Pink Coal Bowl Starter
Guy Oseary Restaurant Patron
Mark Cotone Prison Guard
Carrie Fisher Mother Superior
Kate Hendrickson Nun
Shanti Lowry Treasure Chest Dancer
Kasey Campbell Treasure Chest Dancer
Nadine Ellis Treasure Chest Dancer
Hannah Feldner-Shaw Treasure Chest Dancer
Cyia Batten Treasure Chest Dancer
Staci Flood Treasure Chest Dancer
Carmit Bachar Treasure Chest Dancer
Hayley Zelniker Treasure Chest Dancer
Tommy Flanagan Irish Henchmen
Jonas Barnes Irish Henchmen
Luke Massy Irish Henchmen
Bruce Willis William Rose Bailey -- uncredited
Jaclyn Smith Mexican Bar Angel -- uncredited
Big Boy Bosley's Cousin
Steve Hytner Bathroom Guy
Leo Moctezuma Reunion Dancer
Gabriel Paige Reunion Dancer
Bob Stephenson Crazed Fan
Chris Gosselaar Himself
Eve Herself
Carey Hart Himself
Ashley Olsen Herself