1 of 15Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Homer's beer-swilling foolishness has driven hundreds of storylines throughout the years. When Homer had the chance to be smarter — by removing a crayola lodged in his brain, no less — he decided that he actually liked himself as a simpleton. He had the crayon reinserted into his brain saying, "Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."
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