As fierce as Tyra Banks is, no one can ever make jumpsuits acceptable on the red carpet &mdash or anywhere else.

Emma Heming's gold, ruffled minidress is super cute; Bruce Willis looks like he's swimming in his gray suit.

We wait for the day the Olsen twins will shake things up by wearing something less-than-hideous for once.

Emma Heming's gold, ruffled minidress is super cute; Bruce Willis looks like he's swimming in his gray suit.

Naomi Campbell pays tribute to late designer Alexander McQueen in one of his unique silhouettes with a bright, lively pattern.

One word comes to mind when looking at Leona Lewis' black dress and superfluous beret: Linebacker.

Anna Kendrick looks great in bright yellow, but the tiered silhouette is so shapeless.

The draping on Vera Farmiga's white gown — paired with a waistband — is subtle and elegant.

Granted her body looks amazing, but Kate Winslet doesn't look like she belongs in a sleek black dress with sheer lace panels.

Claire Danes' silver gown looks like a first-year design student slapped it together in five minutes.

What is that? Carey Mulligan's boatneck black-and-white dress could pass as a hideous pair of curtains.

Leonardo DiCaprio personifies classic Hollywood glamour in a black suit and white satin tie.

A flowing one-shoulder top looks stunning on Michelle Williams, but we would have preferred it be all white, or all ivory — the two-tone action doesn't quite work.

Wow! Who knew Anna Lynne McCord could make a black garbage bag look so slutty.

Julianne Moore's black column dress would have been lovely, had she not wrapped a small animal around her chest.

Electric blue is a hot color these days, but Liv Tyler's matchy-macthy tights and cardigan are a bit much.

By Lady Gaga's standards, this giant, white, tiered gown is somewhat tame. But the her Bride of Frankenstein hair and creepy mask make up for it.

Leona Lewis opts for a futuristic style with a shiny silver minidress. Unfortunately, the modern silhouette looks a pipe slung over her shoulder.

The unique silhouette and asymmetrical neckline of Sandra Bullock's gray dress is sophisticated and stunning.

Maggie Gyllenhaal really should have chosen something other than an ill-fitting, floral dress at the Academy Awards nominee luncheon.

While we love the bubble-skirt part of Anna Kendrick's ivory minidress, her top has a wrapped-mummy thing going on.

Normally we'd rake this pink-bowed look over the coals, but it really seems to suit Kelly Osbourne's rocker-chick persona.

Virginia Madsen's gray and black dress doesn't do anything for her figure, and the boots are just plain clunky.

Maybe Vanessa Williams' Ugly Betty character Wilhelmina Slater could pull of an animal print jumpsuit, but the actress herself cannot.

Penelope Cruz is flawless in this simple ivory column gown with a distinctive neckline.

One-shoulder dresses are all the rage, but we we're not so sure that Michelle Williams' one-suspender look is.

There are unique silhouettes, and then there are just plain strange ones — and Tilda Swinton's one-sleeved cobalt gown with a bizarre neckline is one of those oddballs.

There's nothing out of the ordinary about Renee Zellweger's strapless mermaid gown — except the way she's posing with her hands on her tummy.

Jessica Biel's frilly, red and white gown looks like a candy cane put through a shredder.

Royal blue really works with Anne Hathaway's pale complexion. The feathery sweetheart neckline is fun and flirty as well.

Though the textures of Jennifer Garner's minidress are edgy, something about the strapless neckline looks wrong.

Jewel's coral ruffled gown is a sweet and soft look that flatters the singer's figure.

The always dapper Taylor Lautner makes the ladies swoon in a charcoal suit with a striped skinny tie.

We give Jessica Alba credit for trying something different, but her emerald minidress fits her like a smock.

Leave it to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore to turn heads. Moore's checkered white dress with ruffled trim is stunning.

It appears as if Fergie threw on an oversized, tie-dyed T-shirt and tied it up at the bottom.

Nude isn't a color that works with Kim Kardashian's dark, exotic features. Plus, the spandex fit borders on trashy.

There's a whole lot going on with Keri Hilson's black and white dress — including a visible panty line under that sheer panel.

Ne-Yo really shouldn't wear pants that are four inches longer than his legs. And the sneakers just aren't working — at all.