BEST - Jennifer Garner: She knows how to flaunt her assets - amazing arms and shoulders in a fun ruffled number. WORST - Diablo Cody: Too bad her witty dialogue can't sew up that too-high slit in her ugly leopard dress.

BEST - Laura Linney: Always a class act, she looked relaxed and confident in this black strapless gown. WORST - Julie Christie: She's so gorgeous, but the outfit looks thrown together and too funky.

BEST - Amy Adams: Her gorgeous fitted dress in that dark green shade made her beautiful hair and skin glow. WORST - Jennifer Hudson: Last year we got her metallic vampire jacket; this year, we think we hear the cruise whistle.

BEST - Anne Hathaway: The red gown against her dark hair and eyes was super-dramatic. WORST - Rebecca Miller: Bride of Dracula Kennedy Center honoree You be the judge.

BEST - Keri Russell: Looked feminine, elegant and picture perfect. WORST - Tilda Swinton: It's a bat! It's a potato sack! It's an alien wrapped in a bed sheet! Nope, it's just Tilda in an awful dress.

BEST - Forest Whitaker: He and his wife looked stunning. Classic, lovely and elegant. WORST - Viggo Mortensen: The Old West telegraphed, it wants its jacket back.

BEST - Patrick Dempsey: Personifies "dashing." It's totally the hair... and the eyes... and the smile... WORST - John Travolta: The hair, the hair! Looks like he tattooed it on his head.

BEST - Javier Bardem: Looked so handsome in a non-serial killer kind of way. WORST - Gary Busey: You can't show up to the Oscars sloppy, wasted and belligerent. What does he think this is, the Globes

BEST - Johnny Depp: He looked like a brooding philosophy teacher. We'd study for him. WORST - Spike Lee: Oscar-nominated director or frustrated Dick Tracy wannabe You decide.

BEST - George Clooney: This guy could wear Tilda's dress and still make the best-dressed list. WORST - Daniel Day-Lewis: We think he got the Oscars confused with the Salvation Army drop-off.