Talk about a trophy date! Calista Flockhart does her best impression of an Oscar statuette alongside Harrison Ford.

If hubby Keith Urban wasn't enough to keep the focus off Nicole Kidman's baby bump, the necklace definitely does it.

We demand a moment of silence for all of the fish that lost their lives in the making of Marion Cotillard's gown.

Josh Brolin plants one on wife Diane Lane's cheek. Luckily, he chose the one without the poofy hair.

There's no gray area in Sissy Spacek's black-and-white outfit - both parts are completely inexplicable.

Cate Blanchett might be a double nominee, but we bet the baby behind her purple gown is pulling for Juno.

Tilda Swinton stops by on her way to audition for the next Batman movie. (A precursor to her acceptance speech)

George Clooney always masters the red carpet, but putting his stunning girlfriend Sarah Larson on his arm never hurts. (Sorry, ladies!)

Let's be honest - the outfit's not that great, but Julie Christie looks amazing. That's how you age, ladies!

August Rush's Keri Russell is adorable in her strapless number. Hey, is that Ausiello lurking in the background

Cameron Diaz is working a sexy look that's softer than the 600-thread-count sheets she's wrapped herself in.

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs rocks the playboy look with... Faye Dunaway! We've found this year's odd couple!

Daniel Day-Lewis sports his usual kooky look while escorting his mother. Oh wait, that is Rebecca Miller. Sorry, we were distracted by the Christmas bows.

Once you get past her blinding teeth, Hilary Swank looks elegant in her one-shoulder black ensemble.

Jennifer Hudson's gown completely crashed. Fortunately, however, the outfit has a built-in flotation device.

Let's hope Marlee Matlin's two-toned dress doesn't keep her from practicing her dips for Dancing with the Stars.

Anne Hathaway is a beautiful rose... literally. She should've left the bottom half of the gown on her curtain rods, though.

Gary Busey cleans up pretty well for a crazy man. We assume he was planning to accost Jennifer Garner right as this photo was taken.

Blonde beauty Kristin Chenoweth adds a little tease to the red carpet in her see-through black number.

Red is this year's color, but based on her sloppy slouch, Miley Cyrus' dress must be heavier than the others.

Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill may have dates, but with the way they're rocking the twin look, they're our favorite red carpet couple.

Nominee Tom Wilkinson arrives with his award already in hand - his lovely daughter Alice. (Though she'd be better off empty-handed.)