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To celebrate the many hairy faces of Movember, we’ve collected a substantial stash of ‘staches from TV shows past and present
Isaac Washington’s mustache of the high seas
It served great drinks on The Love Boat, offered decent advice and even flirted with one of Charlie's Angels. Now that is a mustache.
George Mendez's pornstache
They don't call him "Pornstache" for nothin'! This particular patch of facial hair adds another level of creepiness to Mendez's character.
Flanders’ squeaky-clean mustache
It's a whiskbroom that loves the Lord, the nuclear family and the good ol' U.S. of Diddly-Aye.
Peter Brady’s devious backstabber of a mustache
When it was on his face, this stache turned Peter into "Phil Packer, some swingin' guy from out of town." And then it fell off.
Mike Stivic’s culturally revolutionary mustache
During the All in the Family era, this stache represented social liberalism and counterculture. Not, you know, they guy serving your $9 latte.
Gabe Kotter’s homage mustache
Welcome Back Kotter's lead teacher loved to launch into Groucho Marx routines. The rest of the time, actor Gabe Kaplan just relied on the mustache to show his love.
Joe Caputo's warden-stache
When you want to be the warden, you'd better dress the part. That goes for your face as well, Caputo.
Amy Farrah Fowler’s ice-breaking finger mustache
The Big Bang Theory's Amy is willing to draw a mustache on her finger as a conversational ice-breaker. Are you?
George’s Jefferson’s upwardly mobile mustache
Fun fact: This stache appeared in every one of The Jeffersons' 253 episodes.
Tobias Funke’s mustache of denial
This Arrested Development mustache insists it isn't gay. So it isn't.
Bob's culinary masterpiece mustache
Bob's mustache may seem dangerous, considering he stands over open flames crafting burgers all day. But Bob is a dad that likes to live on the wild side.
Tom Selleck’s crime-fighting mustache
We speak of the one from Magnum P.I. Unless we're talking about ...
Tom Selleck’s other crime-fighting mustache
... this one from Blue Bloods.
Cleveland's downright cool mustache
Is there a better mustache in all of Quahog than Cleveland's? We're not sure, but we challenge you to find one.
Lynn Belvedere’s ever-loyal mustache
And it's probably classier than his clients on Mr. Belvedere deserved.
Gomez Addams’s spooky ooky mustache
The mustache belonging to the head of The Addams Family was half-Castilian royalty and half-British aristocracy and all-Latin lover.
Oil Can Harry’s dastardly mustache
This classic Mighty Mouse villain reminds us of what Cab Calloway would look like. If he were evil. And a form of vermin.
Earl’s mustache of amends
Hello. My name is Earl. And my mustache wants us to be friends again.
Alex Trebek’s mustache with all the answers
Answer: Who is the host of Jeopardy?
Ron Swanson’s tree-hating mustache
On Parks and Recreation, Swanson actually hates all parks and all rec. Full disclosure: We actually have no idea whether his mustache shares his politics.
The many hog-ridin’ mustaches of Sons of Anarchy
Alex 'Tig' Trager. Otto. Filip "Chibs" Telford. The mustaches on these men live free but, quite often, die young.
Cliff Clavin’s deeply knowledgeable mustache
No one's mustache harbored more arcane, dubious and utterly useless knowledge than that of this Cheers regular.
Geraldo’s mustache of truth
It never found anything in Al Capone's Vault, but maybe it has a few food crumbs from Pretty Boy Floyd's last sandwich or something.