What you need: For Jon: Jeans, an Ed Hardy T-shirt, and a couple of earrings. For Kate: It's all about the messy, asymmetrical hairdo. That something extra: If you can round up eight adorable-but-exploited children, you'll be golden.

What you need: Somber, conservative suits, french cuffs, narrow ties That extra something: A fedora

What you need: If you're the Betty Draper type, you need headbands, poofy dresses, plaid, inauspicious earrings, and pearls. If you go for Joan, go for clingy dresses, rich, solid colors, pencil skirts, and plunging necklines. That extra something: A pointy bra

What you need: Dwight's outfit can come directly from Grandpa's closet, and you can probably steal his wire glasses too. Wear black socks and a bad tie, and part your greasy hair down the middle. That extra something: If you're going casual, you must have the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt.

What you need: For Bill, you need a leather jacket, fangs, and a totally dated view of the world. For Sookie, keep it simple with a white T-shirt, black shorts, a tray, and a ridiculously bad southern accent. That extra something: Although we don't necessarily endorse the practice, bite marks are pretty much a must.

What you need: Braces, red glasses, mismatched bright clothes That extra something: A malaria net

What you need: Bangs, pigtails, leather bracelets, chokers, black nail polish That something extra: If you don't wear a lab coat, you might just blend in with the other Goths.

What you need: Jeans, bowling shirt (or shiny going-out shirt), effortless, unkempt hair, beer That Something Exta: Hookers

What you need: A cheerleader outfit. Like the Cheerios, that's all you ever need! That extra something: Stuff a pillow underneath your shirt to pull off the preggers look.

What you need: Facial scruff, a gruff demeanor, messy hair, a cane and a sportcoat That extra something: Pills, and good American accent, if you happen to be British.

What you need: Duh, a bear suit, Tommy Bahama shirt That something extra: Contraband pack of smokes to sneak in the driveway

What you need: Standard-issue San Francisco EMT uniform That something extra: A really killer explosion to follow you wherever you go

What you need: Adidas track suit, bullhorn That something extra: A zoot suit for special occasions

What you need: All you really need is curly blonde hair, jeans and a blouse. Extra points if the shirt is from the '70s. That extra something: A rock and a bomb. Just keep them away from one another.

What you need: Red wig, Yohji Yamamoto folded dress That something extra: A bionic arm custom-made for you by your unseen diabolical scientific genius mentor