Forget 1999 — Christina parties like it's 2001! The singer's pink afro was reminiscent of the infamous blond 'fro she rocked on the red carpet more than a decade ago.

If you combined Candy Land, Marie Antoinette and a whole lot of drugs, this outfit is probably what you'd get.

If she had just forgone the fan, Christina might have looked halfway normal. But then what would we talk about? The actual singing?

There's nothing wrong with patriotism, but we doubt American flag-inspired eye makeup and bedazzled headpieces are what George Washington had in mind.

Christina's complex hair provokes more questions than admiration. And don't even get us started on the pink, feathered fan.

Even weeks later, we can't get this outfit out of our minds (which is good because we were temporarily blinded by the reflective disco corset).