A Passionate Plea for Justice!

Kiss me, you fool! Helio Castroneves, Julianne Hough by Carol Kaelson/ABC
Ok, I'll cut my usual critique and go right to begging! Well, maybe a little critique...but mostly pure, unapologetic begging.
We're down to five and, as I see it, there are only two clear cut choices for the winner: my
Helio and
Mel B. If you don't agree I defy you to prove why your choice deserves to win. They are by far the best and most exciting. So this is my plea - let's keep these two safe! Get out there and vote.
Don't get me wrong, I am a big
Jennie Garth fan, but her performances tonight were a bit shaky and it makes me wonder whether she'd be able to handle the pressure of the finale. I definitely think she deserves a spot next week in the semi and if she gets better I think she should be the third spot for the finals.
Cameron will be the one to go tomorrow night and I say that because I don't believe that
Marie Osmond will actually lose. Side note - who put him in tan? That outfit looked like he should have been doing the Hustle and I thought his pants left very little to the imagination, if you catch my drift. Not that many of you ladies mind, but I'm just saying. I like Cameron, but he doesn't have the strength and appeal of my Helio.
Back to Marie, she should be the next one out. I have enjoyed her flare but the judges couldn't have been more right when they said she's just not cutting it at this stage in the game. If you are voting for Marie simply because you like her (I get it, really) then
please stop. You're not doing her or the competition any favors.
So again I ask you, please vote for Mel and my Helio! My guy was on fire tonight, was he not? I waited 8 weeks to see him dance the Paso Doble and he did not disappoint. It was magic, no lie I think I screamed at the end. One of those embarassing screams of excitement where you look around and hope no one heard or saw you. I almost fainted when he kissed Julianne. Was that an
Adrien Brody Academy Awards moment or what? That's not going to fly with his girlfriend though. Or me! Hey Helio, I thought we had something special! Just kidding...honest.
Mel B deserves it too. She's been consistent and her technical skills rival
Sabrina Bryan. Side note - whoever put Mel in pantsuits for the ballroom dances the past two weeks is totally brill. Mel and my Helio are the only ones left who manage to look totally natural. I think the championship will be well-deserved if won by either one of them. Let's face it, this show hasn't always seen the best dancer win. Maybe we can change that this year. So vote!
We'll find out how well my plea went over tomorrow night, so come back! Also, I'll be ranting about this whole "avenging" Sabrina controversy. I'd do it now but I'm emotionally drained! Tomorrow night I'll be ready to go and so will one of our stars...right out the door. See you next time!