The Judges Lose Their Minds!
Still seething from the eviction of my beloved
Mahoney and reeling from the embarrassment of totally getting fooled by the most obvious April Fool's joke
ever, I decided to let it all go and move on! Who knows, maybe I'll have a new favorite after the night is over. After all, the paso doble is my second favorite dance and anyone can viennese waltz their way into my cold, black heart. It could be tough though because I'm sick and as cranky as Len on his worst day - so let's chew on some D-List stew!
Kristi - Although Mark is still suffering from sporadic open-mouth syndrome, this was a great dance. I'm running out of nice things to say about them since every week is exceptional. If she's not in the final two, the voters failed her.
Paso Doble 29 (grrrr looks like Len is cranky again!)
Cilla - I realize that someone injected motor oil into this poor woman's face (or something crazy like that), but I don't think the excessive amounts of make-up she wears really helps. I wish they would ease up on the eyes and soften her hair. Just being on screen in HD is hard enough so let's try to help her out. Anywho - despite Carrie Ann getting all strict about the "lifts" again, this was a decent dance. As I said before, she's the same every week.
Waltz 22
Adam - A lot of people got all bent out of shape about his remarks last week and I don't get it. This guy is a goofball - hence the Zorro mask and unicycle - so nothing he says should be taken seriously. Neither should this dance, which wasn't very good. He may have hit his peak last week.
Paso Doble 19
Marlee - She didn't look very sure of herself this week. She said she wasn't having an easy time with it and it seemed to show by the look on her face. She's also someone who I would say is good every week, like Cilla, but isn't wowing me. Why is Carrie Ann crying? We're only 36 minutes in and she's already irking me.
Waltz 24
Side note: I didn't realize Marlee was on
The L Word until, in a fit of boredom, I turned on an episode over the weekend. If you want to see her making out with
that chick from
Flashdance, get Showtime. Fast.
Mario - My one disappointment with this dance was the choice of song. "Higher Ground" (the Stevie Wonder version, not the Chili Peppers remake) would definitely not be my pick for the bull-fighting pasa. Regardless, I thought he was very commanding and rocked that puffy shirt something fierce!
Paso Doble 24
Jason - It was not a great dance for the football star. Why do the judges love him? I don't get it at all. I didn't think it was sexy - it was awkward. I'm not saying it was terrible but I was really disturbed how Len and Carrie Ann could put him on such a pedestal when Mario has been blowing him away. I'm really peeved. No way was that up to par with Kristi's paso. The fix is in! Two 10's, really?? He tripped half-way through! If you're with me please shout out!
Waltz 29
Cristián - Thank you wardrobe people for that lovely open-shirt ensemble! Meow! I thought this dance was better than Jason's by far. Luckily, the judges didn't trash it or I would have flown through the TV and smacked them square in the face! Oh yeah, I'm on fire now!
Paso Doble 26
Shannon - Leave it to
DWTS to capitalize on a good injury (ahem, Marie fainting)! How many times do you think we'll see the grimace on his face when his neck snapped? Do they really tape practices? They're just waiting for something to go wrong, aren't they? Anywho - the injury didn't hinder Derek from performing and Shannon delivered a beautiful waltz. If she can improve in the Latin dances, she could hang around for awhile.
Waltz 28
Marissa - Please, just get her out of my sight. Maybe it's the raging chest congestion talking, but I didn't think this was good. I'm so over her. Was this dance really good enough to tie Mario? I think not!
Paso Doble 24
Well I must say this was a rambunctious round! Cristián came back from the dead, Jason stole the judges hearts (and my patience, sanity and general good mood), Mario continued to get a raw deal and Marissa wasn't in last place. What do you have to say about all this? Was I right about Carrie Ann and Len or have I had too much Sudafed? Who is your pick to get the boot? Will I fast-forward through
Sheryl Crow tomorrow night? You be the judge because I don't have much confidence in the big three anymore! Let's chat below and don't forget to stop back here tomorrow to share your thoughts on loser #4. See you then!
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