Two Dances & Twice the Fun!

Another perfect score for Scary! Melanie Brown, Maksim Chmerkovskiy by Carol Kaelson/ABC
Ok so I go away for one week and I return to chaos.
Sabrina Bryan gone?
Really?? I'm never leaving the country again if this is what's going to happen. Stupid honeymoon!
I can't imagine what must be going through the celeb's minds at this point. If the best dancer can be sent packing, anyone can go. I love how they all had cheetah paws on them. Thanks for the nipple shot, Maksim! Usually I laugh at how the show always uses the line "the most shocking results show yet" but I don't think they exaggerated at all last week. We may be in for another shock tomorrow night as well.
So who's going? Well, I'll tell you who I think
isn't. Or, at the very least, shouldn't: My
Helio,
Jennie Garth and
Mel B. Maybe I'm speaking too soon, but I think in three weeks we'll be seeing them battle it out for the "shiny silver mirror ball". Glad to see the writer's strike isn't affecting
Tom Bergeron's jokes. They are still lame.
I was a bit worried about Helio after his first dance because his scores have been slipping but he really came through on the second dance. He is the king of latin this season. His enthusiasm was evident. With Sabrina gone, Jennie and Mel B were the best women tonight. Jennie continued to improve and, although she may be a bundle of nerves offstage, her confidence on the floor has been building. Mel B hasn't been very consistent and her scores can be perfect or mediocre. Who knows which Mel will show up each dance? But when she's on, she's
on and that Paso Doble kicked booty!
The one person out of the others who could possibly sneak into the final, in my opinion, is
Marie Osmond. Not because she's fantastic, but because she is a fan favorite. She has eight kids and about ten siblings who each probably have eight kids so that's like,
a million votes right there! Now I did enjoy her dances tonight but I agreed with the judges when they told her that she needed more substance. We're getting too close to the end for her to rely on performance alone.
Similarly, it's too late in the game for Jane Seymour to rely solely on elegance. I am also missing the excitement from her routines. Sure, she's great! There is no one left in this competition who can match her grace and style in a ballroom dance, but her fast dances are lacking. For that reason, I feel she may be one of the next to go. It's either her or
Cameron, unless the
AMC fans band together and push him into the next round.
So my picks for the bottom two? Jane and Cameron. My bet is on Cameron to go. Disagree?
Then by God, vote vote vote! It's never been more important after last week's debacle. Really, America - were you asleep?
I'm already nervous about tomorrow, how about you? Chat below and share your thoughts and tune in tomorrow for the nail-biting conclusion to Week Seven! Oh and am I wrong or did I hear that Michael "Lord of the Dance" Flatley will be in the ballroom? Totally brill. See you then!
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