This Show is Cursed!
Bond Girl says Bye-Bye. Jane Seymour, Tony Dovolani by Carol Kaelson/ABC
What is it with this season? Good dancers are going home, people are fainting and, sadly, parents keep passing away!
Marie - I'm sorry about your father. I'm sure you'll find comfort in your family during this time and we hope to see you back and sassy next week on the dance floor!
Well, it could have been worse than
Jane Seymour going home. For a second, I got a huge knot in my stomach thinking my
Helio was on his way out! Or
Jennie! Poor, sweet, most-improved Jennie. Luckily, we'll see her again next week.
I was a bit surprised that
Cameron found his way out of the bottom two. I guess the soap fans came through for him. I wouldn't have been sad to see him go though. His schedule is
insane! He needs to sit down and take a nap. I'm exhausted just thinking about it. I'd be the biggest cranky pants if I were in his shoes they'd probably run me off the show.
My one burning question of the night: Who did
Kenny Mayne's make-up for the "Dance Center" bit? Was that turquoise eyeshadow or eyeliner I saw?
Awful! It was the worst display of cosmetics since
Tammy Faye. The bit worked though and I chuckled when Kenny said Marie had 75 kids. Didn't I already make that joke? Get your own material, Mayne!
So not a big shocker like last week, but certainly not an easy pill to swallow. Jane was a joy to watch these past seven weeks and I think the show will be missing something with her gone. Good luck, Jane! As for the rest of you, I better see your behinds back here next week. I don't think I can go through this alone. Until then, keep chattin'.
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