The Ballroom: No Place for the Pretty?

It's ok, Albert! You look great! Albert Reed, Anna Trebunskaya by Carol Kaelson/ABC
Episode Recap: "Eviction 2"
Before I say anything else, I want to send my thoughts and prayers to
Jane Seymour, whose mother passed away. Jane - I'm so sorry! I'm glad you'll be coming back and I hope you can find some peace in such a dark time.
In case you didn't gather this from my paragraph above, I operate under the assumption that the stars of
DWTS read this blog religiously. Don't believe me? Did you check out
Marie Osmond's hair tonight? It looked better than last night and I
did mention in my recap what a faux pas it was! Ah, the power of my blog! It is changing the course of the show!
P.S. I'm
so kidding. Now onto the results!
I'm a bit shocked about the bottom two! I've made it clear I'm no fan of
Albert Reed, but I thought he still had a few weeks left in him. Sorry Albert, it's back to the runway for you!
Again, who is voting for
Wayne Newton?
Stop!
Mark Cuban dodged a big bullet tonight and, as much as I hate to say it, so did
Floyd Mayweather. Albert's performances were better than theirs.
It's funny how the two models were the first to go. Maybe the fans were down on the pretty people? Nah! I just don't think America knew who Albert was. That was most likely his undoing.
Holy geez! Wayne is still in this competiton! It's just sinking in! Nothing short of him dancing like a 30-year-old professional will shock me now! Will next week finally be his time? We'll have to wait and see!
What did you think? Did Albert have it coming? Should Wayne have gone home instead? And how great was
Queen Latifah?
I'm going to try to process this, so post your two cents below and help me make sense of it all! We'll meet back here next week for more ballroom fun!
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