Every good vampire story states the rules at the outset so viewers can keep track. Here’s what we learned from Mick St. John, PI:• He doesn’t bite anyone.• Mick sleeps in a freezer, not a coffin.• Garlic, holy water and crucifixes don’t work on him.• He can’t turn into a bat.• Daylight’s not good but it won’t cause him to burst into flames.• A stake through the heart might be painful, but decapitation and consumption by fire are the best ways to kill him.• He’s 90 years old.• Mick’s heightened senses allow him to hear very well, smell the past and glimpse the future.The case: Kelly, a local college student, is found murdered. The bite marks on her neck lead reporter Beth Turner to suspect a vampire as the culprit. When Beth mentions this to Mick, who just happens to be at the crime scene as well, he quickly tells her there is no such thing as vampires.Meanwhile, Mick goes to see his old friend Josef ...
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