Somebody at NBC must have issued an order to punch up Criminal Intents openings, because two weeks in a row, theyve come out swinging. Last weeks cops-and-fireman brawl was definitely a "what the?" moment, and this weeks was equally shocking and twice as disturbing. For me, that wide-eyed little kid with spaghetti sauce (?) smeared all over his mouth evoked not one but two Sixth Sense characters precocious-yet-creepy Haley Joel Osment (who these days doesnt even see mailboxes) and the couldnt-keep-a-meal-down Mischa Barton (who these days...on second thought, never mind). Suffice it to say, the kid was disturbing enough, but when he led the cops into his parents bedroom and they pulled back the sheet to reveal his mother curled up with the corpse of his way-dead father well, thats just feel-good TV right there.From there out, they kept my interest by turning nearly every member of this twisted clan into a suspect (...
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