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Jeers: OMG! Paris' New BFF Sux!

Paris Hilton's My New BFF courtesy MTV

Jeers to the most pathetic group of wannabes in reality-TV history: the contestants on Paris Hilton's My New BFF. These suckups, whose ridiculous names I won't bother to learn (as I'm sure Paris won't), say it's "an honor" to meet Paris, "I'm so excited, I may wet my pants," and "I think I should be Paris' new BFF because we have similar bone structure." In turn, Paris abuses them, sending off four to the aiport blindfolded with the text message, "Talk to you never" and ripping another's clothes as "a little too slutty." Isn't that like the Pope saying you're "a little too Catholic"?

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