Jeers: Not Digging Dirt

Courteney Cox in Dirt by Michael Yarish/FX
Jeers to
Dirt for pushing the limits of ridiculousness. In the overheated FX serial's second-season opener, ruthless editrix Lucy Spiller (the wildly miscast Courteney Cox) survived her stabbing at the hands of a tabloid target, woke up from a coma... and immediately started running "Dirt Now" magazine again. She even participated in a paparazzi chase and popped a staple in her stomach. Let it be known now that if I ever get knifed by somebody I've Jeered, I'm taking a week off.