"We're in Miami, b-tch." Get ready to hear that phrase a lot this summer now that Jersey Shore Season 2 is upon us. Editors Robyn and Gina are here to provide the world with a recap of the gem that is this MTV show. So let's get to it!
The new season picks up with everyone getting ready to leave the cold and snow behind as they head to Miami. After all, what's the point of staying if — in the words of Pauly D — "You can't tan in this weatha. You can't creep in this weatha. You can't do anything."
Snooki and The Situation
Are the Jersey Shore stars on strike?
The fist-pumping cast of MTV's hit reality show were supposed to start shooting Season 3 Monday, but refused to participate without first negotiating new contracts for more money, TMZ reports.
VIDEO: First look at Jersey Shore's Season 2
Prepare to get jealous, boys: The men of MTV's Jersey Shore recently did a photo shoot for Interview magazine with sultry Israeli supermodel Bar Refaeli.
And these are more than just glamour shots.
Jersey Shore returning to the Jersey Shore for end of second season
In one photo, all four guys (shirtless, of course) hold a colossal sandwich while Refaeli takes a bite from the other end wearing a revealing black bathing suit and stilettos.
VIDEO: Bar Refaeli's Jersey boys
Other steamy photos feature Refaeli sitting on Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's shoulders, pulling "Pauly D" Delvecchio's head toward her chest and wrapping ...
They made the New Jersey shore the home of fist-pumping, hair poufs and GTL — gym, tanning, laundry — and soon the cast of Jersey Shore will return to their original stomping grounds.
Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the cast will return to their original...
Jersey Shore's Snooki and Vinny
The Good Wife's Chris Noth and Jersey Shore cast members Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Vinny Guadagnino were attending a party in New York when a glass roof shattered, injuring 10 people.
Fire officials told The Associated Press that ice broke through the glass atrium at the Sony Building, and ice and glass fell into the lobby Saturday night. No one was seriously hurt...
Break out your Situation t-shirts and bump-its: Jersey Shore is returning for a second season.
Snookie, Pauly D. and the rest of the cast are back but Seaside Heights — and...
After two months, countless tubes of hair gel, way too many hours in a tanning booth and more gratuitous thong shots than we care to recall, Jersey Shore wraps up its debut season Thursday night (10/9c, MTV) with a finale and reunion special. We thought it was a good time to check in on what we learned from Snooki, J-WOWW, Sammi Sweetheart, Pauly D, The Situation, Ronnie and Vinny, starting with a whole new vocabulary. Check it out after the jump.