Tue Sep 1 8:00pm
Modern FamilyEarthquake(Season 2, Episode 3) USA

When an earthquake strikes, Cameron and Mitchell see a way out of a costume brunch thrown by their friend Pepper (Nathan Lane); Claire is trapped in the bathroom with a plumber; and Manny undergoes a crisis of existential proportions on an outing with Jay (more…)

Thu Sep 10 4:30am
RoseanneHome-Ec(Season 3, Episode 16) TVLAND

Darlene is embarrassed when her mom leads a field trip to the supermarket on career day at school. Meryl: Yunoka Doyle. Tanya: Jenny Beck. Jack: Vic Polizos. Mrs. Hamilton: Marilyn Rockafellow.

Sun Sep 13 11:30am
Malcolm in the MiddleChristmas Trees(Season 5, Episode 7) IFC

Christmas capers engage Hal and sons in a tree-selling venture that outrages priests at a similar, church-sponsored enterprise. Back at the ranch, Otto's bickering relatives descend, reminding Francis of home sweet home.