Can you imagine anyone other than Uzo Aduba playing Crazy Eyes on Orange Is the New Black? Or better yet, what if Aduba had played Piper, Poussey or even Alex?
Orange Is the New Black Season 2 cheat sheet: Where we left off and what's next
[WARNING: The following contains spoilers from Orange Is the New Black's Season 2 premiere. Read at your own risk.]
A note: We are not saying either Piper or Alex is a "good" person. They're both terrible human beings, but that's not the issue at hand. The question is: Who is more terrible? Here's the evidence:
It's been almost a year since we first binge-watched Orange Is the New Black. (As for how many times we've watched it in its entirety since then, we prefer to remain mum). On Friday, the Netflix series finally returns for its anticipated second season. So what better time to look back on where we left off and what's next for our favorite convicts!
Piper (Taylor Schilling)
Where we left off: Dumped by Larry and Alex, Piper brutally...
There's never a dull moment at Litchfield — and judging from the first trailer forOrange Is the New Black's second season, things are about to get even crazier.
"Sadly, it's starting to feel like home in here," Piper (Taylor Schilling) laments. But something tells us her promise to "behave like a model inmate" isn't going to pan out.
This week, in order to get into the Christmas spirit, Orange Is the New Black stars Danielle Brooks and Uzo Aduba recorded a holiday medley, and someone made a mashup video of Captain Picard (Patrick Stewart) singing "Let It Snow." Also, Olympic diver Tom Daley posed a coming-out video, an adorable 4-year-old boy named Noah got over his embarrassment about wearing glasses on the Today show, and Steve Coogan did some spot-on celebrity impersonations for Ellen DeGeneres. Check out those clips and more in our weekly roundup of the best online videos: