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VIDEO: Single Married Female

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Single Married Female
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Length: 22:00
Aired: 2/22/1995

In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie. watch

VIDEO: Lost Youth

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Lost Youth
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Length: 22:00
Aired: 2/15/1995

Jackie is restless and complains to Fred that their sex life is predictable. Meanwhile, David receives high scores on his college entrance exams. Mark, jealous of his brother, spitefully attempts to foil David's romantic interest in Stacy, the diner's new waitress. Never one to be left out, Roseanne exploits the situation by manipulating David into painting a wall in the diner. watch

VIDEO: Follow the Son

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Follow the Son
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Length: 22:00
Aired: 11/2/1994

D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy--who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him. watch


Novel Romance
The Nutt House

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno [HD]
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Chump Change

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Justine Bateman, Traci Lords, Jay Thomas, James Kyson Lee
Tom Sizemore and Traci Lords
Andy Barker P.I.: Dial M for Laptop
Mad Ray

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Year Title Description
2008 Zack And Miri Make A Porno Movie, Actor - Bubbles
2004 Ultimate Film Fanatic TV Show Series, Judge
2002 The Killing Club Movie, Actor - Laura Engles
2001 D.R.E.A.M. Team Movie, Actor - Lena
2001 Chump Change Movie, Actor - Sami

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Traci Lords Makes Porno and More Movie News

Traci Lords will help Zack & Miri Make a Porno, says the Reporter. Also joining Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks and Jason Mewes in the Kevin Smith comedy are Craig Robinson (The Office) and Ricky Mabe (Beautiful People).... Juno's Ellen Page next will play a teen from a small Texas town who forsakes the beauty-pageant circuit to become a roller-derby queen in Whip It!, Drew Barrymore's directorial debut.... Also per Variety, Forest Whitaker is in talks to front Patriots, a real-life-inspired drama about Al Collins, the hoops coach who led John Ehret High School's hoops team to the Louisiana state championship a year after Katrina displaced scores of students.... Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay will bow at the South by Southwest Film Festival, taking place March 7-15 in Austin, Texas. read more

April 5, 2007: "Somebody Call the Park Ranger...."

Here I was, fresh from penning the 30 Rock recap, prepared to shrug at the relative humor of Andy Barker, P.I. — I mean, 30 Rock is 30 Rock — but our stalwart accountant/private investigator combination served up a pretty good time. I've decided that the cartoony, ready-to-be-solved-in-22-minutes mysteries are akin to Police Squad!, with broadly drawn broads and gummy-bear goons. I loved Drebin & Co., so that's a favorable comparison.It's interesting that this week's guest star, Traci Lords, hailing from an early (porn) career known for bad acting, is... wow, she's a bad actress. But perfect for this week's purposes, as Geneva Marseilles (CC had "Marsay," but I have to think they were going for the history-rich one-two) wasn't Oscar-caliber either.The bullets: • This week's dollop of man-wife tenderness: Jenny tilting her heel as she pecks Andy. • Andy's bean-counter humor: "They don't call it Quicken because it slows your pulse." • "You bit me! What are... read more


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