After years of protecting the rock, NBA star Tony Parker finally went out and bought one. Desperate Housewives firebrand Eva Longoria tells E! News' Ryan Seacrest that she and her baller beau are set to tie the knot. "I always promised you that you would hear it first, and here we are: Tony and I are engaged!" Longoria gushes in an interview airing Thursday, going on to describe the actual proposal as "perfect, personal and sweet."Extra, meanwhile, has obtained the court papers that, as of Nov. 17, officially dissolved the marriage of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards. As such, the Pentagon has downgraded the Flying Laptop Alert to blue.
Do not fret that Eva Longoria's sexual needs are not being met. In light of a new Allure interview that may have led some (read: chum-hungry journalists) to theorize otherwise, the Desperate Housewives star assured Tuesday's entertainment-news shows that "when the lights are out," NBA star-beau Tony Parker is "the teacher [and] I'm the student." Whew, that's settled.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker
In an interview with Allure, Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria says "I would" have a child out of wedlock with NBA star-beau Tony Parker, "but Tony won't." And although Longoria reveals that Parker has told her "he's never met anyone who loves the way I do, wholly and freely and unconditionally," there are no wedding plans just yet. "No, no, no," she insists. "But we know exactly what we want in our future." Which is...? An Emmy nod and a triple-double against the Mavericks?