03:15 — Host Beverly Gelfand consults her Zagat restaurant guide to find a place to go for dinner, while her husband Hank laments his lot in life.
04:35 — Country singer Mack Reardon looks back on his many poor career choices, including performing in drag and inciting riots, in a TV retrospective.
03:30 — Ellen Cleghorne and Tim Meadows reflect on last year's African American accomplishments, but quickly realize it was a bad idea.
04:30 — On the medical drama WR, patients in need of emergency treatment are told by the doctors to take a seat in the waiting room.
01:25 — Whether your pro-life or pro-choice, Mayor Walter Phepps touts the benefits of holding your next abortion rally in Emory, Illinois.
06:15 — At a sea park, one handsome guy seems to have all the luck while another gets soaked in gallons of bacteria-ridden water.
03:45 — A railroad foreman interviews an applicant about a job opening, and asks a series of yes-no questions alluding to criminal activity and malfeasance.
06:52 — On HBO's Taxicab Confessions, cab drivers get passengers to reveal deep, dark secrets without knowing they're on camera.