Tue Jul 28 10:00pm
Friday After Next VH1

Two cousins (Ice Cube, Mike Epps) in Los Angeles have a day to raise their rent money after being robbed by Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Mr. Jones: John Witherspoon. Elroy: Don “D.C.” Curry. Mrs. Pearly: Bebe Drake. Mrs. Jones: Anna Maria Horsford. Do (more…)

Tue Jul 28 11:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Hall Monitors(Season 2, Episode 12) FUSE

Chris becomes a hall monitor at school to get some respect, but no one takes him seriously. At home, Julius grows weary of hearing Rochelle complain about her new job, and Tonya gets frustrated when her girlfriends spend more time with Drew than with her.

Tue Jul 28 11:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Snow Day(Season 2, Episode 13) FUSE

Snow blankets the city, and when Chris arrives at school he discovers that he and principal Edwards (Jason Alexander) are the only ones there. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets stuck on a subway with a robber; and Mr. Omar looks after Tonya and Drew while Julius tr (more…)

Wed Jul 29 12:00am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Substitute(Season 2, Episode 14) FUSE

Chris is excited when he gets a black substitute teacher (Orlando Jones), but his enthusiasm quickly turns to dread when the man pressures Chris to bring his grade up to an A. Meanwhile, Julius gets frustrated with Mr. Omar because he keeps borrowing Juliu (more…)

Wed Jul 29 12:30am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates a Liar(Season 2, Episode 4) FUSE

Rumors swirl that Chris and Tasha are a hot couple after she publicly kisses him on the cheek for removing a mouse from her grandmother's apartment, and Chris does nothing to stop them. Also, Julius wants to get something fun with his trading stamps but Ro (more…)

Wed Jul 29 6:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Malvo(Season 2, Episode 5) FUSE

Chris gets robbed by a local thug after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. At home, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his soap opera and he refuses to apologize to her after R (more…)

Wed Jul 29 6:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Buddy System(Season 2, Episode 6) FUSE

The school's new principal (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in the hope that the two will bond. Back at home, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after her mom tells her she can't wear them.

Wed Jul 29 7:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Promises(Season 2, Episode 7) FUSE

Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius (more…)

Wed Jul 29 7:00pm
Lottery Ticket BET

A young man (Bow Wow) in the projects has a lottery ticket worth $370 million, but he must stay hidden from moochers and local thugs for a few days until he can get to the lottery office and collect his winnings. While lying low, he relies on help from his (more…)

Wed Jul 29 7:00pm
Blended MOMAXe

A terrible blind date segues into a nightmarish family vacation when two single parents and their respective kids end up at the same African safari resort for spring break.

Wed Jul 29 7:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Superstition(Season 2, Episode 9) FUSE

Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he can't carry a tune.

Wed Jul 29 11:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Malvo(Season 2, Episode 5) FUSE

Chris gets robbed by a local thug after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. At home, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his soap opera and he refuses to apologize to her after R (more…)

Wed Jul 29 11:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates the Buddy System(Season 2, Episode 6) FUSE

The school's new principal (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in the hope that the two will bond. Back at home, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after her mom tells her she can't wear them.

Thu Jul 30 12:00am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Promises(Season 2, Episode 7) FUSE

Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius (more…)

Thu Jul 30 12:30am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Superstition(Season 2, Episode 9) FUSE

Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he can't carry a tune.

Thu Jul 30 8:28am
My Wife and KidsMichael Joins a Gym(Season 5, Episode 19) OXYGN

Michael can't fit into an old pair of jeans, so he starts dieting and heads to a gym. He's not fun to be around. Nor is Franklin, who has flunked an astrophysics exam. Daryl: Terry Crews. Salesman: Casey Lee.

Thu Jul 30 6:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Thanksgiving(Season 2, Episode 8) FUSE

Julius tries to impress his so-called smarter brother (Wayne Brady) by cooking a perfect Thanksgiving dinner but, of course, things don't go quite as planned.

Thu Jul 30 6:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Kris(Season 2, Episode 10) FUSE

Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris (Richard L (more…)

Thu Jul 30 7:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Eggs(Season 2, Episode 11) FUSE

Chris must care for an egg like it's a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting; Tonya believes Drew is a werewolf; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill.

Thu Jul 30 7:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Hall Monitors(Season 2, Episode 12) FUSE

Chris becomes a hall monitor at school to get some respect, but no one takes him seriously. At home, Julius grows weary of hearing Rochelle complain about her new job, and Tonya gets frustrated when her girlfriends spend more time with Drew than with her.

Thu Jul 30 7:59pm
Lip Sync BattleMike Tyson vs. Terry Crews(Season 1, Episode 5) SPK

Mike Tyson takes on Terry Crews.

Thu Jul 30 11:00pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Thanksgiving(Season 2, Episode 8) FUSE

Julius tries to impress his so-called smarter brother (Wayne Brady) by cooking a perfect Thanksgiving dinner but, of course, things don't go quite as planned.

Thu Jul 30 11:30pm
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Kris(Season 2, Episode 10) FUSE

Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris (Richard L (more…)

Fri Jul 31 12:00am
Everybody Hates ChrisEverybody Hates Eggs(Season 2, Episode 11) FUSE

Chris must care for an egg like it's a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting; Tonya believes Drew is a werewolf; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill.

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  • Birth Place: Flint, MI
  • Birthday: July 30, 1968, Leo
  • Profession: Actor, Professional football player
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