Peter unintentionally saves the day. watch
Quagmire is arrested after he gets caught peeping into women's restroom stalls, and Peter goes blind after he ingests too many coins. watch
Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements - Mort bowls a perfect game, Joe gets a guilty Quagmire off on unsavory charges and Quagmire accidentally saves a woman's life - so he decides to break a Guinness record to achieve something that he will be remembered for after he dies. After accidentally blinding himself, Peter wanders into the Drunken Clam while it's on fire and unknowingly saves Horace from the flames, becoming a local hero. watch