Knowing that Becky is feeling a little depressed about Darlene's big job offer, Mark invites the Conners over for a surprise get-together to cheer her up. This only makes her more depressed, and later she tells Mark she's going to college and then medical school. Roseanne then tells Becky she's proud of her decision to get an education, but cautions her not to give up on Mark and their marriage. watch
Bequeathed several hundred dollars from her Aunt Harriet, Roseanne takes the whole Conner clan out for a very fancy dinner. There she learns that D.J. has been willed an even larger legacy, which he's using to buy a trombone to impress a girl in his class! Showing up just in time to share this special dinner with her family, Darlene casually announces she's turned down a thirty-thousand dollar-a-year job in order to finish school. Struggling with feelings of resentment, Dan believes that maybe Darlene is starting to feel superior to her blue collar family. watch
Jackie discovers her hidden talent as a salesperson when she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store handing out samples. Envious of Jackie's success, Roseanne starts a food fight and the two of them get fired. At home, Dan is miffed when David suggests that Mark isn't a good role model for D.J. David concludes that maybe he should move out of the Conners' home, and much to his surprise, Dan quickly agrees. watch