OK folks, I know I've been MIA from blog land for quite some time now (thanks a lot, Britney), but I just had to share my latest fave from the Fug universe. Brilliant, ladies. Brilliant.Posh, you're scaring me! Jackets need friends... they're called camisoles. And it's OK to smile — hell, the other Spices are having a good time! Nevertheless, this lightened my day and made me realize that maybe those Dancing with the Stars outfits aren't all that bad. Right, Mel B.?
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K-Fed makes the list as a "serial sperminator." (Denise Truscello/WireImage)
Top 50 Dumbest Celebs in HollywoodIf someone asked you to list off the dumbest stars in Tinseltown, you probably wouldn't even know where to begin considering the massive laundry list for this year alone. Well, leave it to the New York Daily News to come out with a list of the 50 dumbest stars in the sky. Whoever said nothing good would come of posing nude, creating drunken havoc in a Walgreens or, our favorite, being a "serial sperminator"?Watch it now!Janice Dickinson's 12 Days of ChristmasGranted, this video was made to promote last season's Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency as opposed to tonight's third-season premiere, but we couldn't resist sharing her performance of "The 12 Days of Christmas," done in that special way that only Janice could pull off. We won't take it from the top, but let's just say she was lucky enough get some lovely gifts from her true love — like, say, her three former husbands, two large breasts and a fledgling modeling agency. Victoria's Secret Fa...
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Hammacher Schlemmer is now offering a full-size replica of Lost in Space's B-9 robot, which speaks 511 prerecorded (by the series' Richard Tufeld) phrases and has animated clawed arms. The price tag: $24,500. (Britney just bought three.).... Kate Walsh and Terrence Howard will announce this year's SAG Award nominees Dec. 20 on TNT.... The Today Show site at 4 pm/ET today will Web-premiere the new Spice Girls video.... DotComedy is not pretty. NBC Universal is pulling the plug on its website barely a year after the service launched.
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At noon today Comedy Central will launch DailyShow.com, a new online destination boasting 16,000 clips, nearly the entire video archive from the past nine years. (Simultaneously, workplace productivity nationwide is expected to drop 85 percent.) Per the Reporter, Kilborn-era material could be added by early 2008.... The reunited Spice Girls will give their debut TV performance on The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, airing Dec. 4 on CBS. Kanye West and Seal will also croon alongside the balconette bras.... Jamie Foxx will duet with the group Rascal Flatts on "She Goes All the Way" during the CMA Awards airing Nov. 7 on ABC.... Boogeyman 2: Unrated Director's Cut arrives on DVD Jan. 8, 2008.
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Jane Seymour by Carol Kaelson/ABC, Melanie Brown by Craig Sjodin/ABC
Appearing on Monday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, Spice Girl Mel B said she is duly impressed by Jane Seymour's decision to keep on Dancing with the Stars even in the wake of her mother's passing. "[Jane] has garnered the strength" to stick with the show, the songstress shared. Then, echoing what Seymour shared in her recent TVGuide.com interview, Mel B noted, "She was doing it for her mom, so more power to her."Mel B also weighed in on the Spice Girls' reunion tour rather inexplicable selling out Wembley Stadium in 38 seconds. "I was amazed," she told Ellen. "I did actually think, 'How is that possible?' Are there a lot of people on the phone in one big room? I don't get it." (Raise your hand if you, like Mel B, don't get it.)
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Lois Maxwell, the Canadian-born actress who played Miss Moneypenny in 14 James Bond films, died Saturday after a bout with cancer. She was 80.... Bono, the Edge and Julie Taymor are forging ahead with their Broadway musical take on Spider-Man, says the New York Daily News, and are currently looking for a "huge theater" to host the production.... A newly remastered Spice World DVD streets Nov. 27, timed to the Girls' World Reunion Tour.... MyNetworkTV premieres Celebrity Exposé tonight at 8 pm/ET. First to be exposed: Lindsay Lohan.... CBS' Cane this Tuesday features a performance by reggae artist Daddy Yankee.
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