Skyler Gisondo

After Trent earns enough money to buy a car, Bill decides to help him pick out just the right vehicle. But his research doesn't produce the results Trent wants. And Bryan has problems dealing with a school bully.

Bill and Susan get into a feud with a new neighbor over trashcans on the curb, but Bill goes a little overboard in his tactics, especially when Paul decides to get involved. Meanwhile, Trent fails his driving test, and he's convinced it's because he lost his lucky red quarter.

After Susan grounds Lauren for three weeks for lying to her, Bill has trouble agreeing with the severity of the punishment. And Paul enlists the aid of Bryan and Trent to create an online profile that will make him look good to the ladies.

(TV-PG-L) Bill disapproves of what he believes to be Danny's attempt at buying their love. Original Airdate 08/22/09 Also available on iTunes

(TV-PG-L) When Bill refuses to shave his beard after a fishing trip, Susan decides to teach him a lesson. Original Airdate 08/15/09 Also available on iTunes

(TV-PG-D) Bill invests a hefty chunk of money in his brother Dan's latest sure-thing business proposition. Original Airdate 08/08/09 Also available on iTunes

(TV-PG-D) Bill decides to recreate the best moments from his and Susan's dating days. Original Airdate 08/01/09 Also available on iTunes

Bill gets upset when he finds out Susan and her friends discuss their husbands during their girls-only game night, and he's determined to find out what has been said about him. Meanwhile, Lauren convinces Bryan his first-ever B on a science test is the beginning of what will surely be a steady decline in his IQ.

Bill realizes that he is being passive aggressively manipulated by Susan and decides to do something about it by taking it upon himself to shop for their new bedspread. Trent, meanwhile, tries too hard to impress a girl and, with Bryan and Lauren's help, winds up joining her on a mock United Nations delegation representing India. And then Bill and Susan get an eye-full when their neighbor, Mr. Faulkner (guest star Brian Doyle Murray), decides to indulge in his new hot tub au natural.

With money getting tight, Bill must tell Lauren that the family can't afford her spring break trip. Meanwhile Paul must explain how he lost all of Trent's baby pictures.

When the Mayor's dead body falls from the ceiling, along with hundreds of balloons, at a charity fundraiser, Stella and her date find themselves in the middle of the crime scene and Mac goes head to head with Robert Dunbrook. Also available on Amazon Instant Video

Bill is excited for Christmas and is determined to make his uninterested kids feel the holiday spirit.