Sidney Smith

16 and Pregnant: Season 2: Episode 3 -- Adopted in to a family of 11 kids, Valerie is striving to give her baby the family she never had. Confronted with a boyfriend that denies he's the father, she endures a perilous labor and nearly loses her baby.

The spittle and invectives fly as Doc and Kenny recount Sidney Crosby's travails and the WNBA's plan to horrifically maim their players for ratings.

16 and Pregnant: Season 2: Episode 3 -- Episode #2.3