Love Stinks -- The terminal bind of Jessica Vine. Love at first sight becomes one hot mess after an epic mistake.
Love Stinks -- Open-ended Trailer from Columbia Tristar
Love Stinks movie trailer - starring French Stewart, Bill Bellamy, Brigette Wilson, Bridgette Wilson, Tyra Banks, Steve Hytner. Directed by Jeff Franklin. Genre: Comedy
Volcanic activity frees giant scorpions from the earth who wreak havoc in the rural countryside and eventually threaten Mexico City.
Trailer for Love Stinks.
What happens when you realize that your new girlfriend isn't going to be the love of your life -- but she doesn't happen to agree? Seth Winnick is a television writer attending the wedding of his close friends Larry and Holly, where he meets a strikingly beautiful woman named Chelsea. Seth falls in love with Chelsea, and she feels the same way. But before long, Chelsea wants a more permanent commitment; and the more Seth backs off, the more Chelsea makes clear that she's not giving him up. Before long Seth is desperate to get away -- and Chelsea is not about to let that happen.
The film begins when an earthquake hits Mexico, resulting in the overnight birth of a new volcano. Sent to study this phenomenon are geologists Dr. Hank Scott and his partner Dr. Arturo Ramos. En route to the village of San Lorenzo, the two men happen upon a destroyed house and an equally totaled police car. Shortly afterward, they find the dead policeman nearby, as well as an abandoned infant.
They take the baby to San Lorenzo and give it to some friends of its (now missing) parents, and are welcomed by the village's priest, Father Delgado. In addition to the disappearances of locals and the destruction of their homes, there have been wholesale slaughters of livestock and strange roars in the night. The villagers believe the culprit to be a demon bull, and have been pestering Delgado for divine assistance. Undaunted, Hank and Arturo begin their geological survey as members of the Mexican army, led by Major Cosio, arrive in San Lorenzo to begin disaster relief efforts. Hank meets and falls in love with local rancher Teresa Alvarez and makes friends with a young boy named Juanito.
The volcano erupts again and the true culprits behind the disappearances and deaths are revealed as giant prehistoric scorpions. After attacking a trio of telephone repairmen, the scorpions turn their attention to San Lorenzo itself, with the guns of Major Cosio's troops having no effect on them. Come morning, the scorpions have returned to their underground lair (which, in addition to the scorpions, is home to giant worms and spiders), leaving the authorities to seek the help of renowned entomologist Dr. Velasco. It is up to him, Hank, and Arturo to figure out a way to either destroy the scorpions or seal off the entrance to their cavern home, before more innocent lives are lost.
Despite collapsing the cave entrance, the giant scorpions make it to the surface and destroy a train, killing countless passengers before fighting amongst themselves. In the end, one scorpion, the larges
A hidden treasure trove on a remote Pacific island is being sought by a group of evil men planning to use the fortune to support their criminal endeavors. Standing in their way are the lovely female agents of L.E.T.H.A.L. (Legion to Ensure Total Harmony and Law) who have a computer disc containing the treasure's location.
The agents of L.E.T.H.A.L. find themselves in serious danger when the criminal Warrior targets them for elimination and cracks their computer database to discover all of their secrets. The agents must come up with a new strategy to stop Warrior's forces and take down the mastermind in the process.
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