Fri May 29 10:00am
RoseanneFather's Day(Season 1, Episode 14) WE

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father (Ned Beatty) pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor. Roseanne Barr, John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. D.J.: Michael Fishman.

Fri May 29 10:30am
RoseanneMall Story(Season 1, Episode 16) WE

Roseanne takes her family on a shopping spree at the Lanford Mall. Stan: Michael Gates. Saleswoman: Mary Anne McGarry. Salesman: Jonathan Chapin.

Fri May 29 11:00am
RoseanneBecky's Choice(Season 1, Episode 17) WE

Becky is eager for the dinner with Chip and his parents (Robert Harper, Andrea Walter) to come to an end, and Roseanne doesn't help matters by forgetting to turn on the oven. Johnny: Tony Crane.

Fri May 29 11:30am
RoseanneThe Slice of Life(Season 1, Episode 18) WE

While Darlene (Sara Gilbert) undergoes emergency surgery, Roseanne feels guilty for having yelled at her earlier. Coach Graham: John Walter Davis. Dr. Bryce: Lynne Thigpen. Nurse Chambers: Donna LaBrie.

Fri May 29 12:00pm
RoseanneWorkin' Overtime(Season 1, Episode 19) WE

After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner. Waitress: Zoaunne LeRoy. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold. Dan: John Goodman. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Fri May 29 12:30pm
RoseanneDeath and Stuff(Season 1, Episode 21) WE

During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman (Jeff Corey) drops by---then drops dead in the Conner kitchen. Roseanne Arnold, John Goodman. Cop: Oliver Darrow. Carol: Lee Garlington. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sat May 30 2:00am
RoseanneBrain Dead Poet's Society(Season 2, Episode 10) TVLAND

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is asked to read her winning poem on Culture Night at her school, but she would rather stay home to watch a ball game. Mrs. Tubor: Eda Zahl. Melvin: Troy Slaten. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sat May 30 2:30am
RoseanneLobocop(Season 2, Episode 11) TVLAND

When Roseanne (Roseanne Arnold) takes a second job, her work schedule takes a bite out of her schedule with Dan (John Goodman). Lizzie: Liz Georges. Sgt. Wilcox: Mark Carlton. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sat May 30 2:36am
How I Met Your MotherI Heart NJ(Season 4, Episode 3) NIK

Ted invites his friends to Stella's New Jersey apartment, and he tries to convince them that living outside the city has benefits---until Stella says she wants to live there permanently after they're married.

Sat May 30 3:00am
RoseanneNo Talking(Season 2, Episode 12) TVLAND

In Roseanne's opinion, Becky (Lecy Goranson) is a daughter with a bad attitude, which is why she's been grounded. But in Dan's opinion, it's a battle for power between the two women. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sat May 30 3:30am
RoseanneChicken Hearts(Season 2, Episode 13) TVLAND

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss (Peter Smith) with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family. Andrew: Christian Jacobs. Tina: Sonia Curtis. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Sat May 30 4:00am
RoseanneOne for the Road(Season 2, Episode 14) TVLAND

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana (Lindsay Fisher) play---with a little help from the Conner liquor cabinet. Karen: Dee Dee Rescher. Becky: Lecy Goranson. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Sat May 30 4:30am
RoseanneAn Officer and a Gentleman(Season 2, Episode 15) TVLAND

When Roseanne is away, Jackie (Laurie Metcalf) impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills. Crystal: Natalie West. Chuck: Glenn Shadix. Ivory: Ivory Ocean. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne Arnold.

Sat May 30 5:00am
RoseanneBrain Dead Poet's Society(Season 2, Episode 10) TVLAND

Darlene (Sara Gilbert) is asked to read her winning poem on Culture Night at her school, but she would rather stay home to watch a ball game. Mrs. Tubor: Eda Zahl. Melvin: Troy Slaten. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sun May 31 10:00am
RoseanneMothers and Other Strangers(Season 9, Episode 11) WE

Bev (Estelle Parsons) seeks answers from her free-spirited mom (Shelley Winters), while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation. Scott: Fred Willard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne. David: Johnny Galecki. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sun May 31 10:30am
RoseanneHome for the Holidays(Season 9, Episode 12) WE

The family welcomes Dan home with open arms at Christmas, but Roseanne is surprised by the chilly reception she gets from her hubby. Dan: John Goodman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Darlene: Sara Gilbert.

Sun May 31 10:30am
How I Met Your MotherSunrise(Season 9, Episode 17) FX-E

On the day of the wedding, a tipsy Barney goes missing, and while out searching for him, Ted and Robin recall Ted's former relationships. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall clear up their on-going issues; and Barney imparts his women-meeting wisdom and technique (more…)

Sun May 31 11:00am
RoseanneHit the Road, Jack(Season 9, Episode 14) WE

As Dan packs his bags, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food, and D.J. finds a soul mate (Heather Matarazzo) to share his troubles. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Dan: John Goodman. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Sun May 31 11:30am
RoseanneThe War Room(Season 9, Episode 15) WE

Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse Roseanne out of bed, where she's lying low amid piles of junk food. Heather: Heather Matarazzo. Nancy: Sandra Bernhard. Leon: Martin Mull. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Sun May 31 12:00pm
RoseanneLanford's Elite(Season 9, Episode 16) WE

Roseanne and Jackie hobnob at the country club with Lanford's upper crust, including the son (James Brolin) of their former boss at the plastics factory. Barnes: Richard Derby. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Sun May 31 12:30pm
RoseanneSome Enchanted Merger(Season 9, Episode 17) WE

Edgar and Roseanne wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout but want to continue spending time together. Edgar: James Brolin. Mark: Glenn Quinn. Roseanne: Roseanne. D.J.: Michael Fishman. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf.

Sun May 31 1:00pm
RoseanneA Second Chance(Season 9, Episode 18) WE

Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride, but just as they're in the process of making up, a frantic call comes in from Jackie. Dan: John Goodman. Darlene: Sara Gilbert. Jackie: Laurie Metcalf. Roseanne: Roseanne.

Sun May 31 1:30pm
RoseanneRoseanne-Feld(Season 9, Episode 20) WE

Leon and Scott meet Bev's friend, the singing, card-playing Joyce (Ruta Lee); D.J. and Heather get passionate; Jackie accompanies Mark to a wrestling match. Black Widow: Dot Jones. Heather: Heather Matarazzo.

Sun May 31 2:00pm
RoseanneThe Truth Be Told(Season 9, Episode 21) WE

Network execs are eager to make a movie about lottery winner Roseanne, who's appalled to learn how one wants to sanitize her life. Howard: Bob Einstein. Frank: Johnny Dark. Joyce: Ruta Lee. Bill: Michael Lee Gogin.

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  • Birth Name: Sarah Cassandra Chalke
  • Birth Place: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
  • Birthday: August 27, 1976, Virgo
  • Profession: Actor
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