Sam Simon Celebrity Watchlist

Sun Jul 5 7:00pm
The SimpsonsDog of Death(Season 3, Episode 19) FXX

Santa's Little Helper notices resentment after the Simpsons make sacrifices to fund his life-saving operation. Voices: Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Dan Castellaneta, Yeardley Smith.

Sun Jul 5 7:30pm
The SimpsonsLisa's Pony(Season 3, Episode 8) FXX

From 1991: After disappointing Lisa, Homer buys her a pony, solving one problem, but creating others, requiring a second job---at Apu's Quik-e-Mart. Voices: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria.

Sun Jul 5 8:00pm
The SimpsonsBart Gets an Elephant(Season 5, Episode 17) FXX

Bart wins an elephant, but Homer won't let him keep it. Voices: Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Hank Azaria, Yeardley Smith.

Sun Jul 5 8:30pm
The SimpsonsTwo Dozen and One Greyhounds(Season 6, Episode 20) FXX

The Simpson household's overrun with puppies---the offspring of Santa's Little Helper and his new girlfriend from which Mr. Burns would love to make a greyhound-skin tuxedo. Voices include Yeardley Smith, Nancy Cartwright.

Sun Jul 5 9:00pm
The SimpsonsLisa Gets an A(Season 10, Episode 7) FXX

Springfield Elementary earns a grant, thanks to Lisa's latest A---a grade acquired by cheating; Homer plans to fatten up a small lobster, but becomes emotionally attached. Yeardley Smith, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer.

Sun Jul 5 9:30pm
The SimpsonsSaddlesore Gallactica(Season 11, Episode 13) FXX

At the state fair, Lisa feels robbed at the band competition, and the family acquires a horse that becomes a winner after an attitude adjustment. Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Julie Kavner, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria.

Sun Jul 5 9:30pm
The SimpsonsThe Princess Guide(Season 26, Episode 15) FOX

A Nigerian king comes to Springfield to finalize a deal with Mr. Burns, and Homer is assigned to keep the royal daughter out of trouble, but when he brings her to Moe's, the barman assumes she's related to a Nigerian prince who duped him in an email scam a (more…)

Sun Jul 5 10:00pm
The SimpsonsLarge Marge(Season 14, Episode 4) FXX

Marge goes to a clinic for liposuction and comes out with breast implants. Adam West and Burt Ward have cameos as Batman and Robin. Jan Hooks, Julie Kavner, Tress MacNeille, Hank Azaria.

Sun Jul 5 10:30pm
The SimpsonsStop, or My Dog Will Shoot!(Season 18, Episode 20) FXX

The Simpsons' pooch, Santa's Little Helper, becomes a police dog. Stephen Hawking has a cameo as himself.

Sun Jul 5 11:00pm
The SimpsonsApocalypse Cow(Season 19, Episode 17) FXX

Bart joins the 4-H club and raises a calf to be a blue-ribbon-winning bull, but panics when he learns the bull will be slaughtered.

Sun Jul 5 11:30pm
The SimpsonsHow Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?(Season 22, Episode 7) FXX

Bart nurses a wounded pigeon back to health, but Santa's Little Helper has other plans. Danica Patrick and Rachel Weisz have voice cameos.

Mon Jul 6 4:30pm
FriendsThe One Without the Ski Trip(Season 3, Episode 17) TBS

Rachel organizes a ski trip for all the friends except Ross, who must then come to their rescue when they run out of gas. Carol: Jane Sibbett. Ross: David Schwimmer. Chandler: Matthew Perry. Phoebe: Lisa Kudrow. Monica: Courteney Cox. Joey: Matt LeBlanc.

Mon Jul 6 6:00pm
The SimpsonsThere's No Disgrace like Home(Season 1, Episode 4) FXX

After seeing families being nice to each other at a company picnic, Homer orders the Simpsons to a family therapist.

Mon Jul 6 6:30pm
The SimpsonsTwo Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish(Season 2, Episode 4) FXX

Homer's boss, Burns, wants to be governor to lower nuclear-safety standards to keep his plant on line. Voices: Harry Shearer, Julie Kavner, Dan Castellaneta, Hank Azaria.

Mon Jul 6 7:00pm
The SimpsonsHomer at the Bat(Season 3, Episode 17) FXX

Burns hires Major League ringers for the plant softball championship.

Mon Jul 6 7:30pm
The SimpsonsSelma's Choice(Season 4, Episode 13) FXX

After Selma receives a videotaped warning about dying alone, she wants a baby. Voices: Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Dan Castellaneta, Yeardley Smith, Phil Hartman.

Mon Jul 6 8:00pm
The SimpsonsMarge on the Lam(Season 5, Episode 6) FXX

Marge's wild night out with neighbor Ruth (Pamela Reed) includes running from the police in Ruth's car, stolen from her ex.

Mon Jul 6 8:30pm
The SimpsonsHomer vs. Patty and Selma(Season 6, Episode 17) FXX

A loan from Patty and Selma makes Homer their slave; Bart is forced to take ballet. Voice cameos: Susan Sarandon, Mel Brooks. Other voices: Julie Kavner, Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer.

Mon Jul 6 9:00pm
The SimpsonsA Fish Called Selma(Season 7, Episode 19) FXX

Selma dates Troy McClure, whose agent (voice of Jeff Goldblum) reports that being seen in public with a woman is a career boost that could make people forget “that scandal at the aquarium.”

Mon Jul 6 9:30pm
The SimpsonsThe Homer They Fall(Season 8, Episode 3) FXX

Moe turns Homer into a prizefighter, who meets the champ in a bout called by ring announcer Michael Buffer. Other voices: Paul Winfield, Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Pamela Hayden, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer.

Mon Jul 6 10:00pm
The SimpsonsBart Carny(Season 9, Episode 12) FXX

Homer and Bart become carnival workers, and take in two fellow carnies whose crooked game is closed by Chief Wiggum. Voices: Jim Varney, Hank Azaria, Tress MacNeille, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer.

Mon Jul 6 10:30pm
The SimpsonsMom and Pop Art(Season 10, Episode 19) FXX

Isabella Rossellini plays a gallery owner who sees art in the concrete mess that results from Homer's attempt at building a barbeque. After the piece sells, she arranges a one-man show. Pop artist Jasper Johns has a voice cameo.

Mon Jul 6 11:00pm
The Simpsons30 Minutes over Tokyo(Season 10, Episode 23) FXX

After getting tips on thrifty living, the family takes a vacation to Japan, where they appear on a game show to win plane tickets back home. Voices: George Takei, Gedde Watanabe, Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Yeardley Smith.

Mon Jul 6 11:30pm
The SimpsonsLast Tap Dance in Springfield(Season 11, Episode 20) FXX

Lisa struggles in a tap-dance class taught by a former child star; Bart and Milhouse ditch camp to spend a week creating havoc in the mall. Yeardley Smith, Tress MacNeille, Pamela Hayden, Nancy Cartwright.

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