Mon Aug 3 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake(Season 1, Episode 7) FX

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. J (more…)

Mon Aug 3 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful(Season 1, Episode 8) FX

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Ms. Tuttle: Deena Dill. Brianna: Abigail Mavity. Katie: Katelin Peterson. Luis: Jacob Urrutia. Judith: Main Hinkle.

Tue Aug 4 11:30am
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake(Season 1, Episode 7) FX

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Jake: Angus T. J (more…)

Tue Aug 4 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-ful(Season 1, Episode 8) FX

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show. Ms. Tuttle: Deena Dill. Brianna: Abigail Mavity. Katie: Katelin Peterson. Luis: Jacob Urrutia. Judith: Main Hinkle.

Tue Aug 4 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete(Season 1, Episode 9) FX

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Tue Aug 4 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenMerry Thanksgiving(Season 1, Episode 10) FX

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose.

Wed Aug 5 11:30am
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete(Season 1, Episode 9) FX

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn. Dave: Christopher Jacobs. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

Wed Aug 5 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenMerry Thanksgiving(Season 1, Episode 10) FX

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him. Sheldon: George Wyner. Lenore: Christine Rose.

Wed Aug 5 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenAlan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor(Season 1, Episode 11) FX

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T.Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Wed Aug 5 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenCamel Filters and Pheromones(Season 1, Episode 12) FX

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Freddie: Noel Fisher. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Thu Aug 6 11:30am
Two and a Half MenAlan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor(Season 1, Episode 11) FX

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image. Alan: Jon Cryer. Jake: Angus T.Jones. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Charlie: Charlie Sheen.

Thu Aug 6 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenCamel Filters and Pheromones(Season 1, Episode 12) FX

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old. Freddie: Noel Fisher. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Thu Aug 6 2:30pm
Two and a Half MenSarah Like Puny Alan(Season 1, Episode 13) FX

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Desiree: Johanna Black. Kathy: Lori Lively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Thu Aug 6 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Can't Afford Hyenas(Season 1, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Susan: Elena Lyons. Ted: J.D. Walsh.

Fri Aug 7 11:30am
Two and a Half MenSarah Like Puny Alan(Season 1, Episode 13) FX

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time. Desiree: Johanna Black. Kathy: Lori Lively. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Fri Aug 7 12:00pm
Two and a Half MenI Can't Afford Hyenas(Season 1, Episode 14) FX

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget. Susan: Elena Lyons. Ted: J.D. Walsh.

Fri Aug 7 4:00pm
Two and a Half MenRound One to the Hot Crazy Chick(Season 1, Episode 15) FX

Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems. Alan: Jon Cryer. Charlie: Charlie Sheen. Jake: Angus T. Jones.

Fri Aug 7 4:30pm
Two and a Half MenThat Was Saliva, Alan(Season 1, Episode 16) FX

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie (Jenna Elfman), the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Sat Aug 8 8:30am
Two and a Half MenAte the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats(Season 1, Episode 17) FX

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital. Dr. Prajneep: Kris Iyer. Nurse: Vernee Watson Johnson. Gonzales: Ski Car (more…)

Sat Aug 8 9:00am
Two and a Half MenAn Old Flame With a New Wick(Season 1, Episode 18) FX

Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son. Leanne: Rebecca McFarland. Berta: Conchata Ferrel.

Sat Aug 8 9:30am
Two and a Half MenI Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You(Season 1, Episode 19) FX

Judith's devious siren sister (Teri Hatcher) stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own. Judith: Marin Hinkle. Evelyn: Holland Taylor. Rose: Melanie Lynskey.

Sat Aug 8 10:00am
Two and a Half MenHey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark?(Season 1, Episode 20) FX

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist (Jane Lynch). Vicki: Amanda Tosch. Jake: Angus T. Jones. Berta: Conchata Ferrell. Judith: Marin Hinkle.

Mon Aug 10 3:00pm
Two and a Half MenNo Sniffing, No Wowing(Season 1, Episode 21) FX

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer (Heather Locklear), who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario. Crystal: Alana De La Garza. Stuart: Marc Grapey.

Mon Aug 10 3:30pm
Two and a Half MenMy Doctor Has a Cow Puppet(Season 1, Episode 22) FX

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure. Dr. Linda Freeman: Jane Lynch. Darlene: Amanda Swisten. Annette: Jamie Day.

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  • Birth Name: Ryan Lee Stiles
  • Birth Place: Seattle, WA
  • Birthday: April 22, 1959, Taurus
  • Profession: Actor, Comedian
  • User Rating:4.66 out of 5 (74 ratings)
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