Remember to smile with your eyes, too, Bree! Marcia Cross by Ron Tom/ABC
Locked doors and mysterious offspring on Wisteria Lane? There hasn't been enough of that since the Applewhites slipped out of town, so let's welcome the Mayfairs and hope they pump up the cul-de-sac's intrigue factor. Daughter Dylan's “creepy dream” is a great place to start. It should also be fun to watch Katherine (Dana Delany) and Bree claw away at each other (decorously, of course). Not so decorous is Lynette, but then she does have a pretty good excuse, and tonight Tom will get on her nerves. And poor Susan might be the Rodney Dangerfield of Fairview, but would you mistake her for a stripper? — Paul Droesch
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Penn Jillette in The Aristocrats
Paul Provenza is a seasoned comedy veteran. From stand-up to acting in sitcoms and movies, he's no stranger to the funny bone. So it's not surprising that his directorial debut — a meditation on one unbelievably dirty joke — garnered some serious attention at last year's Sundance Film Festival. The Aristocrats, arriving in stores today on DVD, is a who's who of comedy's finest — from George Carlin to Robin Williams to Jon Stewart to Whoopi Goldberg, and the list goes on and on. Provenza spoke with TVGuide.com about the movie and about one particular telling of The Aristocrats that has gone down in Hollywood lore.
TVGuide.com: This project is the brainchild of you and Penn Jillette
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