Rob Stefaniuk

A Z-list, lackluster Canadian rock band called The Winners suddenly finds its sound when the members become bloodthirsty vampires, rocketing up the charts and sinking their fangs into fame. Rob Stefaniuk and Jessica Pare star with Malcolm McDowell and a who's who of real-life rock stars making cameo appearances in this comic film festival favorite. <!-- exceptions -->

A second trailer for Suck. A rock n roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, who will do anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager (Dave Foley) tells them that they are getting long in the tooth , he doesn t know that his words are truly prophetic. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when Jennifer (Jessica Par ), the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire (Dimitri Coats). She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the audiences wild. As the band members succumb, one by one, to blood lust, their gimmick launches them into the limelight. Following an incident on a national radio show with Rock n Roger (Henry Rollins), they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest dreams. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk), the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender (Alice Cooper), who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire hunter, Eddie Van Helsig (Malcolm McDowell), is tracking them down, despite his fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer (Iggy Pop) calls them on becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize that fame is not what it s cracked up to be. Suck is a wild ride down a highway to hell, with a killer soundtrack that includes Iggy Pop s, TVeye and Success ; Alice Cooper s, I am a Spider ; Lou Reed s Velvet Underground s Sweet Nuthin ; David Bowie s, Here Comes the Night and The Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil .

A rock n roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, who will do anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager (Dave Foley) tells them that they are getting long in the tooth , he doesn t know that his words are truly prophetic. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when Jennifer (Jessica Par ), the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire (Dimitri Coats). She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the audiences wild. As the band members succumb, one by one, to blood lust, their gimmick launches them into the limelight. Following an incident on a national radio show with Rock n Roger (Henry Rollins), they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest dreams. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk), the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender (Alice Cooper), who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire hunter, Eddie Van Helsig (Malcolm McDowell), is tracking them down, despite his fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer (Iggy Pop) calls them on becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize that fame is not what it s cracked up to be. Suck is a wild ride down a highway to hell, with a killer soundtrack that includes Iggy Pop s, TVeye and Success ; Alice Cooper s, I am a Spider ; Lou Reed s Velvet Underground s Sweet Nuthin ; David Bowie s, Here Comes the Night and The Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Devil .

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