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Posted: 10/7/2011
Good news! Rebecca Black has kept a pretty low profile recently, probably because America s ironic appreciation for the kid lasted the approximate 15 minutes (but thanks for reminding us, Katy Perry). The tween dream is all Friday d out after Ark Music Factory pocketed her parents money and turned their kid into a momentary national joke pop star, because in 2011, bar mitzvah music videos can actually make you famous for a couple of minutes!
Ark hasn t given up hope, of course, as they ve pooped out a new kid from their assembly line to sweep the net. Her name is Lexi St. George, which sounds like she should carry around a teacup poodle wearing a tiny matching tiara. Her song, Dancing To The Rhythm, is predictably bland, but there are two noteworthy items about her: 1) Her voice is nowhere near as nasal and shrill as Rebecca Black s (so good job or whatever!) and 2) she definitely flew a time machine to 1990, where Amy Grant told her that a floppy fedora and shoulderpads is the way to go.
In other words, Lexi St. George is not a horror show, which means that Ark Music Factory may have not yet stolen the kid s soul. Hooray!
[via Thought Catalog]
P.S. We re still on Team CJ FAM.