Mon Apr 27 2:00pm
Family GuyPeterotica(Season 4, Episode 24) TBS

Peter writes dirty novels and his father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt, decides to publish them---sort of. But then Carter's sued and loses everything, so he moves in with Peter and Lois, whereupon Peter tries to teach him to be a regular guy. When that doe (more…)

Tue Apr 28 2:00pm
Family GuyYou May Now Kiss the...Uh, Guy Who Receives(Season 4, Episode 25) TBS

Brian's gay cousin Jasper arrives for a visit and announces that he's marrying his boyfriend, and Brian offers them the use of the Griffin house for the wedding. But Mayor West (voice of Adam West), who's facing an impeachment campaign and looking for a di (more…)

Wed Apr 29 1:45am
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBOSGe

A hapless farmhand loses his girl when he ducks out of a fight in the ridiculously dangerous Old West. Consequently, he turns to the beautiful wife of a gunfighter to teach him how to shoot.

Wed Apr 29 8:00pm
Family GuyUntitled Griffin Family History(Season 4, Episode 27) TBS

While holed up in the attic during a burglary, Peter gives his account of Griffin family history (“Everything started with the big bang...”). Fast-forward to caveman days, when Peter invented the wheel. And in biblical times, Moses Griffin led the Isra (more…)

Wed Apr 29 9:00pm
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBO2

A hapless farmhand loses his girl when he ducks out of a fight in the ridiculously dangerous Old West. Consequently, he turns to the beautiful wife of a gunfighter to teach him how to shoot.

Wed Apr 29 11:00pm
Family GuyThe Splendid Source(Season 8, Episode 18) TOON

Peter, Quagmire and Joe's search for the source of all dirty jokes leads them to Stoolbend, Va., where they reconnect with old friend Cleveland (voice of Mike Henry) and meet his new family.

Thu Apr 30 1:30am
Family GuyThe Splendid Source(Season 8, Episode 18) TOON

Peter, Quagmire and Joe's search for the source of all dirty jokes leads them to Stoolbend, Va., where they reconnect with old friend Cleveland (voice of Mike Henry) and meet his new family.

Thu Apr 30 3:30pm
Eagle Eye FXX

Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan star as two strangers who become pawns in a diabolical plot and must work together to prove that they are not terrorists. Michael Chiklis, Rosario Dawson, Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by D.J. Caruso.

Thu Apr 30 8:30pm
Family GuyStu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure(Season 4, Episode 30) TBS

Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections. Kiefer Sutherland has a cameo as himself.

Thu Apr 30 9:30pm
Family GuyMother Tucker(Season 5, Episode 2) TBS

Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving his father. Soon she's in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes a father figure to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a serious radio show, but the s (more…)

Thu Apr 30 11:00pm
Family GuySomething, Something, Something Dark Side, Part 1(Season 8, Episode 19) TOON

Part 1 of 2. The "Star Wars" saga, "Family Guy"-style, continues with Peter's spin on "The Empire Strikes Back." John Bunnell and James Caan provide their own voices.

Fri May 1 1:30am
Family GuySomething, Something, Something Dark Side, Part 1(Season 8, Episode 19) TOON

Part 1 of 2. The "Star Wars" saga, "Family Guy"-style, continues with Peter's spin on "The Empire Strikes Back." John Bunnell and James Caan provide their own voices.

Fri May 1 2:00pm
Family GuyHell Comes to Quahog(Season 5, Episode 3) TBS

Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there; so well she gets promoted. And the store does well in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it drives just about every other store in town out of business. Voice of Ang (more…)

Fri May 1 11:00pm
Family GuyHalloween on Spooner Street(Season 9, Episode 5) TOON

It's Halloween in Quahog, and Brian is showing Stewie how to trick-or-treat. Meanwhile, Peter and Joe are playing tricks on Quagmire; and Meg is going to a Halloween party dressed as a "slutty cat."

Fri May 1 11:30pm
Family GuyBaby, You Knock Me Out(Season 9, Episode 6) TOON

Peter talks Lois into stepping into the ring at women's fight night at a Quahog club, and soon she's displaying pugilistic skills she never knew she had.

Sat May 2 1:30am
Family GuyHalloween on Spooner Street(Season 9, Episode 5) TOON

It's Halloween in Quahog, and Brian is showing Stewie how to trick-or-treat. Meanwhile, Peter and Joe are playing tricks on Quagmire; and Meg is going to a Halloween party dressed as a "slutty cat."

Sat May 2 2:00am
Family GuyBaby, You Knock Me Out(Season 9, Episode 6) TOON

Peter talks Lois into stepping into the ring at women's fight night at a Quahog club, and soon she's displaying pugilistic skills she never knew she had.

Sat May 2 9:30pm
The Cleveland ShowThe One About Friends(Season 1, Episode 3) TOON

Concerned that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland introduces him to Lester's son, Ernie (voice of Glenn Howerton). The two boys immediately become fast friends (too fast), and soon Ernie wants to move in.

Sat May 2 11:30pm
Family GuyWelcome Back Carter(Season 9, Episode 4) TOON

Lois' mom wants a divorce after her husband, Carter, is caught having an affair by Peter, who then becomes Carter's wingman as he returns to single life.

Sun May 3 3:30am
The Cleveland ShowThe One About Friends(Season 1, Episode 3) TOON

Concerned that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland introduces him to Lester's son, Ernie (voice of Glenn Howerton). The two boys immediately become fast friends (too fast), and soon Ernie wants to move in.

Sun May 3 6:00am
HouseTransplant(Season 8, Episode 2) USA

House returns to Princeton-Plainsboro—conditionally and to a cool reception from Wilson, who's treating an organ recipient who takes a turn for the worse. Also on the diagnostic team: a bright but shy resident named Chi Park (Charlyne Yi).

Mon May 4 2:00pm
Family GuySaving Private Brian(Season 5, Episode 4) TBS

Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly. Guest voices include Louis Gossett Jr. as the drill sergeant and Macaulay Culkin as one of Chris's bandm (more…)

Wed May 6 1:00pm
BonesThe But in the Joke(Season 8, Episode 8) TNT

A street artist who is plastering his work on a billboard falls into his glue—and onto a corpse—so the team try to get him unstuck from the remains as they also work to identify the body. Meanwhile, Booth takes a stab at stand-up comedy at a club's ope (more…)

Wed May 6 2:00pm
Family GuyPrick Up Your Ears(Season 5, Episode 6) TBS

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she me (more…)

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