Thu Sep 3 12:30pm
Eagle Eye AMC

Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan star as two strangers who become pawns in a diabolical plot and must work together to prove that they are not terrorists. Michael Chiklis, Rosario Dawson, Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by D.J. Caruso.

Thu Sep 3 9:00pm
Family GuyFrom Method to Madness(Season 3, Episode 18) TBS

Stewie displays some show-business talent---as long as he's paired with a girl he despises; Meg develops a crush on a teenage nudist. Fred Willard has a voice cameo as the boy's father (who's also a nudist). Other voices include Rachael MacFarlane (Olivia) (more…)

Fri Sep 4 1:00am
Eagle Eye AMC

Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan star as two strangers who become pawns in a diabolical plot and must work together to prove that they are not terrorists. Michael Chiklis, Rosario Dawson, Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by D.J. Caruso.

Fri Sep 4 10:00pm
Family GuyOcean's 3.5(Season 7, Episode 7) TOON

After Bonnie (voice of Jennifer Tilly) has a baby, husband Joe must come up with $20,000 to pay the medical bills. The situation soon becomes desperate, calling for desperate measures. Meanwhile, Stewie falls hard for the baby, a girl named Susie, and stru (more…)

Fri Sep 4 10:30pm
Family GuyFamily Gay(Season 7, Episode 8) TOON

To pay for damages caused by a mentally challenged horse he bought at an auction, Peter takes a job as a subject for medical experiments. First, he's injected with the "Seth Rogen gene," then with a lifestyle-changing gene. Guest voices include Rogen (as h (more…)

Sat Sep 5 2:00am
Family GuyOcean's 3.5(Season 7, Episode 7) TOON

After Bonnie (voice of Jennifer Tilly) has a baby, husband Joe must come up with $20,000 to pay the medical bills. The situation soon becomes desperate, calling for desperate measures. Meanwhile, Stewie falls hard for the baby, a girl named Susie, and stru (more…)

Sat Sep 5 2:30am
Family GuyFamily Gay(Season 7, Episode 8) TOON

To pay for damages caused by a mentally challenged horse he bought at an auction, Peter takes a job as a subject for medical experiments. First, he's injected with the "Seth Rogen gene," then with a lifestyle-changing gene. Guest voices include Rogen (as h (more…)

Sat Sep 5 11:30pm
Family GuyThe Juice Is Loose(Season 7, Episode 9) TOON

Peter cashes in a winning 1989 raffle ticket that he had lost. The prize: a round of golf with O.J. Simpson. Peter, who had been unaware of Simpson's notoriety, thinks this is a fine idea. Not surprisingly, no one else does.

Mon Sep 7 10:00pm
Family GuyFast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High(Season 4, Episode 2) TBS

Fast times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High: Chris has a crush on his sultry new English teacher (guest voice Drew Barrymore), and she has an indecent proposal for him. Brian's on the faculty as well, and is encouraging his troubled students to strive for the bott (more…)

Mon Sep 7 10:00pm
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBOSGe

After he is dumped by his girlfriend for ducking out of a fight, a hapless Old West farmhand learns how to shoot from an outlaw's wife. The pair eventually fall in love, but their romance is complicated when her husband challenges him to a showdown.

Thu Sep 10 2:30pm
Family GuyThe Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire(Season 4, Episode 5) TBS

Peter and Brian set out to help Cleveland get his manhood back after they catch his wife in bed with Quagmire. Guest voices include Macho Man Randy Savage as himself.

Thu Sep 10 8:30pm
Family Guy8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter(Season 4, Episode 8) TBS

Peter runs up a huge tab at Mort Goldman's pharmacy, and settles it by selling Meg to Mort, whose nerdy son Neil has a crush on her. Of course, Meg can't stand Neil. Meanwhile, the Griffins search for a babysitter for Stewie.

Fri Sep 11 8:00pm
Family GuyModel Misbehavior(Season 4, Episode 10) TBS

One-time Miss Teen Rhode Island Lois fulfills her dream of becoming a model. It's a thrill (and diet-pill) ride for her. But not for Peter. Meanwhile, Brian's suffering from worms but can't afford the medication to cure it, so he turns to Stewie, who hires (more…)

Fri Sep 11 9:00pm
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBOSGe

After he is dumped by his girlfriend for ducking out of a fight, a hapless Old West farmhand learns how to shoot from an outlaw's wife. The pair eventually fall in love, but their romance is complicated when her husband challenges him to a showdown.

Mon Sep 14 2:30pm
Family GuyPetarded(Season 4, Episode 6) TBS

Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him: “You are just over the line of mental retardation.” Guest voices include Gary Cole, Michael York and Cloris Leachman.

Mon Sep 14 8:30pm
Family GuyPTV(Season 4, Episode 14) TBS

When a “trouser malfunction” at the Emmy Awards leads to an FCC crackdown on TV, Peter fights back by starting his own unexpurgated station, PTV. But then Lois fights back against Peter's “inappropriate shows,” and the FCC joins the fray. Meanwhile (more…)

Mon Sep 14 10:00pm
Family GuyBrian Goes Back to College(Season 4, Episode 15) TBS

After getting fired from his writing job at the New Yorker because he lacks a college degree, Brian reenrolls at Brown. Stewie comes along to keep him company. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire enter a costume competition at an '80s-TV conventi (more…)

Tue Sep 15 2:35am
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBOSGe

After he is dumped by his girlfriend for ducking out of a fight, a hapless Old West farmhand learns how to shoot from an outlaw's wife. The pair eventually fall in love, but their romance is complicated when her husband challenges him to a showdown.

Wed Sep 16 11:30am
Eagle Eye AMC

Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan star as two strangers who become pawns in a diabolical plot and must work together to prove that they are not terrorists. Michael Chiklis, Rosario Dawson, Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by D.J. Caruso.

Thu Sep 17 12:00pm
Two for the Money SUNDe

Drama about an ex-college quarterback whose knack for handicapping football games lands him a job with a famous sports bookie.