Mon Aug 3 1:20am
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBO2e

A hapless farmhand loses his girl when he ducks out of a fight in the ridiculously dangerous Old West. Consequently, he turns to the beautiful wife of a gunfighter to teach him how to shoot.

Tue Aug 4 11:00pm
Family GuyPetarded(Season 4, Episode 6) TOON

Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him: “You are just over the line of mental retardation.” Guest voices include Gary Cole, Michael York and Cloris Leachman.

Tue Aug 4 11:30pm
Family GuyBrian Goes Back to College(Season 4, Episode 15) TOON

After getting fired from his writing job at the New Yorker because he lacks a college degree, Brian reenrolls at Brown. Stewie comes along to keep him company. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire enter a costume competition at an '80s-TV conventi (more…)

Wed Aug 5 1:30am
Family GuyPetarded(Season 4, Episode 6) TOON

Peter takes a test for a genius grant and flunks it, to say the least. As his doctor tells him: “You are just over the line of mental retardation.” Guest voices include Gary Cole, Michael York and Cloris Leachman.

Wed Aug 5 2:00am
Family GuyBrian Goes Back to College(Season 4, Episode 15) TOON

After getting fired from his writing job at the New Yorker because he lacks a college degree, Brian reenrolls at Brown. Stewie comes along to keep him company. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire enter a costume competition at an '80s-TV conventi (more…)

Wed Aug 5 9:00am
Eagle Eye AMC

Shia LaBeouf and Michelle Monaghan star as two strangers who become pawns in a diabolical plot and must work together to prove that they are not terrorists. Michael Chiklis, Rosario Dawson, Billy Bob Thornton. Directed by D.J. Caruso.

Wed Aug 5 11:00pm
Family GuyPeterotica(Season 4, Episode 24) TOON

Peter writes dirty novels and his father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt, decides to publish them---sort of. But then Carter's sued and loses everything, so he moves in with Peter and Lois, whereupon Peter tries to teach him to be a regular guy. When that doe (more…)

Thu Aug 6 1:30am
Family GuyPeterotica(Season 4, Episode 24) TOON

Peter writes dirty novels and his father-in-law, Carter Pewterschmidt, decides to publish them---sort of. But then Carter's sued and loses everything, so he moves in with Peter and Lois, whereupon Peter tries to teach him to be a regular guy. When that doe (more…)

Thu Aug 6 11:00pm
Family GuyUntitled Griffin Family History(Season 4, Episode 27) TOON

While holed up in the attic during a burglary, Peter gives his account of Griffin family history (“Everything started with the big bang...”). Fast-forward to caveman days, when Peter invented the wheel. And in biblical times, Moses Griffin led the Isra (more…)

Fri Aug 7 1:30am
Family GuyUntitled Griffin Family History(Season 4, Episode 27) TOON

While holed up in the attic during a burglary, Peter gives his account of Griffin family history (“Everything started with the big bang...”). Fast-forward to caveman days, when Peter invented the wheel. And in biblical times, Moses Griffin led the Isra (more…)

Fri Aug 7 10:30pm
Family GuyStu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure(Season 4, Episode 30) TOON

Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections. Kiefer Sutherland has a cameo as himself.

Sat Aug 8 2:00am
Family GuyStu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure(Season 4, Episode 30) TOON

Stewie travels 35 years into the future and doesn't like what he finds: himself, who's known as Stu as an adult. So Stewie goes about remaking Stu's life, despite Stu's objections. Kiefer Sutherland has a cameo as himself.

Sat Aug 8 10:00am
Sharktopus Syfy

A scientist (Eric Roberts) working for the military develops a monstrous shark-octopus hybrid, which goes on a killing spree on the resort beaches of Mexico after the mechanism that controls the beast is accidentally destroyed.

Tue Aug 11 11:00pm
Family GuyMother Tucker(Season 5, Episode 2) TOON

Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving his father. Soon she's in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes a father figure to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a serious radio show, but the s (more…)

Tue Aug 11 11:30pm
Family GuyHell Comes to Quahog(Season 5, Episode 3) TOON

Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there and gets promoted. The store does so well in Quahog, that it drives just about every other shop in the vicinity out of business.

Wed Aug 12 1:30am
Family GuyMother Tucker(Season 5, Episode 2) TOON

Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving his father. Soon she's in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes a father figure to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a serious radio show, but the s (more…)

Wed Aug 12 2:00am
Family GuyHell Comes to Quahog(Season 5, Episode 3) TOON

Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there and gets promoted. The store does so well in Quahog, that it drives just about every other shop in the vicinity out of business.

Wed Aug 12 11:00pm
Family GuySaving Private Brian(Season 5, Episode 4) TOON

Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly.

Thu Aug 13 1:30am
Family GuySaving Private Brian(Season 5, Episode 4) TOON

Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly.

Thu Aug 13 11:00pm
Family GuyPrick Up Your Ears(Season 5, Episode 6) TOON

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she me (more…)

Fri Aug 14 1:30am
Family GuyPrick Up Your Ears(Season 5, Episode 6) TOON

Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she me (more…)

Fri Aug 14 10:00pm
Family GuyBarely Legal(Season 5, Episode 8) TOON

Meg falls in love with Brian after he takes her to a school dance when no one else will. Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after Mayor West sends most of the force to Colombia in search of a character from a film.

Fri Aug 14 10:30pm
Family GuyRoad to Rupert(Season 5, Episode 9) TOON

Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loses his driver's license after crashing his car doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He makes such a pest of himself around the (more…)

Fri Aug 14 11:00pm
A Million Ways to Die in the West HBO2e

A hapless farmhand loses his girl when he ducks out of a fight in the ridiculously dangerous Old West. Consequently, he turns to the beautiful wife of a gunfighter to teach him how to shoot.

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