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The babysitter must cancel on the Smiths, so Stan and Francine reluctantly leave Steve with the legendarily irresponsible Hayley. Later, after Hayley gives Steve a hard time about being such a straight arrow, he sets out to prove her wrong by sneaking off (more…)
A local talk show IDs Francine as "Baby Franny," a toddler who once fell down a well and was rescued by a fireman. On the anniversary of her being saved, she winds up falling down the same well, and making an alarming discovery. Meanwhile, entrepreneurs St (more…)
Francine tries to get the family to rid themselves of bad habits, but when they imbibe too much at Roger's Mardi Gras bash, they wind up making a disturbing pact with Bullock. Later, Roger finds an undergarment in the attic and sets off on a Cinderella-sty (more…)
When Stan crashes a My Morning Jacket concert to drag Hayley out of it, he decides that he likes the band---so much so that he becomes a groupie and follows them on the road. Band members have voice cameos. Heavyset Man/Norman: Zach Galifianakis.
Francine sets out to teach Roger a lesson in the importance of working hard, but the idea backfires. Meanwhile, Steve's school project requires interviewing Stan about his past, and he's soon sorry he asked.
In a spoof of the play "August: Osage County," family secrets are revealed when Stan's jailbird dad is invited to Stan's birthday party. In a subplot, Roger plays Edna, a maid who looks after Bullock and Hayley's love child, but things take a dramatic turn (more…)
In order to parade around the house naked and with no disguise, Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend, but soon Jeff gets wise to the fact that Roger is an alien, so Stan demands that one of them must die, immediately. Meanwhile, Steve has problems (more…)
A James Bond parody finds Stan squaring off against the vile Black Villain after he fatally shoots the secret agent's newlywed wife. In his quest for revenge, Stan teams with a former nemesis, the Tearjerker, to track down the killer, who is planning to me (more…)
In the Season 8 premiere, Roger turns the attic into a nightclub and inserts Hayley as the main performer, and when she becomes the star attraction and the toast of Langley Falls, Roger begins to see her in a new light. Meanwhile, Stan turns up the macho a (more…)
Francine realizes that it might be as easy as ABC for Steve to get into a top-notch school when she discovers he has an exceptional talent for spelling, but not all is A-OK when she suspects that he's being distracted by a young lady. Meanwhile, Stan and R (more…)
While on a CIA operation in Florida, where the "real" Osama bin Laden is running a novelty restaurant, Stan has an accident and develops amnesia, so Francine takes the opportunity to mold him into the perfect husband. Meanwhile, to earn some extra cash, St (more…)
An internal-affairs agent tells Stan that Bullock's onset dementia is cause for having the director's memory erased. Meanwhile, Steve gets bullied at school, so Roger hires an old friend to deal with the situation.
While on a tropical vacation getaway with the family, Stan gets an assignment to kill the hotel's activities director, who, according to the CIA, is an ex-war criminal. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff hope to put a spark in their relationship, while Roger's lat (more…)