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Evolution -- S U B J E C T OF THIS SHORTFILM: The theme of this shortfilm reflects on the idea of the general effectiveness vs. ineffectiveness of censorship. It's also all about the natural law of evolution, the inevitable progress. The film is a declaration of love to a playful approach towards life and a juvenile attitude towards every-day's routine - countering ubiquitous conventions. Finally, the film culminates in an unexpected and never-seen-before twist. All in all its a ROMANTIC COMEDY but also at home in genre SUSPENSE and THRILLER. S Y N O P S I S (short): Tim told his girlfriend Lena that there is something in the wardrobe. Now she is alone and lurks around it all day. Deep in the dark night she can't stand it any more and opens it. The film tells us what she finds in there..

As if Elton John changing a few words from Candle In the Wind to honor the memory of Princess Diana wasn t cheesy enough, P. Diddy provided mourners with an un-altered rendition of his hit eulogy rap for The Notorious B.I.G., I ll Be Missin You , but offered no explanation of how the growin up in the streets -themed lyrics somehow apply to the life of a member of the Royal Family, other than the occasional Give it up for Diana, y all! and So beautiful so royal and If you miss Diana, make some nooooooise! and what have you. So anyway, this happened:

ME: So, you guys want to see this pony wave? YOU GUYS: Noah, we re not idiots. Of course we want to see the pony wave. ME: Well okay. It s just I m just afraid you re going to be disappointed when you see it. It s just a pony waving. YOU GUYS: Seriously, you re being a p*ssy right now. We know what we re in for. Just show us the video. ME: You promise you won t be disappointed? YOU GUYS: How is possible this is your job? ME: Thanks, Buzzfeed. BUZZFEED: Whatever, man.

Lick my neck, my back / My p*ssy and my crack Such were the fine words spoken by hip hop flash-in-the-pan Khia. But you can t keep a good woman down, or at least a crazy one who REALLY wants to outlive the infamy of a song about her butt. Sure, her MySpace page is in full swing, and there s some site announcing her most recent album (dropping in 2010, y all!), but for the most part, no one knows where Khia is. Good news is that she s not dead. In fact, there s a video on YouTube in which she delivers some sort of weird sermon that is both NSFW and also bonkers. Like, totally bonkers. But Khia s face is plastered on Mount Rushmore, so that s how you know you re going to like something. KHIA FOR PRESIDENT! [via Kid Fury]