P.Y.T.

As if Elton John changing a few words from Candle In the Wind to honor the memory of Princess Diana wasn t cheesy enough, P. Diddy provided mourners with an un-altered rendition of his hit eulogy rap for The Notorious B.I.G., I ll Be Missin You , but offered no explanation of how the growin up in the streets -themed lyrics somehow apply to the life of a member of the Royal Family, other than the occasional Give it up for Diana, y all! and So beautiful so royal and If you miss Diana, make some nooooooise! and what have you. So anyway, this happened:

ME: So, you guys want to see this pony wave? YOU GUYS: Noah, we re not idiots. Of course we want to see the pony wave. ME: Well okay. It s just I m just afraid you re going to be disappointed when you see it. It s just a pony waving. YOU GUYS: Seriously, you re being a p*ssy right now. We know what we re in for. Just show us the video. ME: You promise you won t be disappointed? YOU GUYS: How is possible this is your job? ME: Thanks, Buzzfeed. BUZZFEED: Whatever, man.

Lick my neck, my back / My p*ssy and my crack Such were the fine words spoken by hip hop flash-in-the-pan Khia. But you can t keep a good woman down, or at least a crazy one who REALLY wants to outlive the infamy of a song about her butt. Sure, her MySpace page is in full swing, and there s some site announcing her most recent album (dropping in 2010, y all!), but for the most part, no one knows where Khia is. Good news is that she s not dead. In fact, there s a video on YouTube in which she delivers some sort of weird sermon that is both NSFW and also bonkers. Like, totally bonkers. But Khia s face is plastered on Mount Rushmore, so that s how you know you re going to like something. KHIA FOR PRESIDENT! [via Kid Fury]