Gotye Only Exists So We Can Watch Videos Of Babies Dancing To Gotye
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Posted: 5/25/2012
The internet seems to be aflush with kid-ized Gotye videos these days (if aflush isn t a word, then pretend I said fullerino ), where parents keep filming their kids singing or dancing to Somebody That I Used To Know in the hopes of sharing their hilariously spontaneous love of synthy breakup songs for the internet s welcoming amusement.
It s basically at the point now where I m preeetty sure Gotye only ever existed to give kids an opportunity to be filmed dancing to Gotye, marking the most forward-thinking viral-marketing moment in music history (or at least, ever since Rick Astley foresaw the internet existing eventually and recording that hilarious psyche-out in the late 80s and being like, You ll understand this in 20 years )
My point is, let s all watch this adorable and great video of a baby dancing to Gotye:
Check out two more videos proving the above thesis over at Strollerderby.
Happy Birthday Bob Dylan, From Dewey Cox
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Posted: 5/25/2012
May 24th is Bob Dylan s birthday (happy 71st, person whose music I ve heard!), but rather than bore you with the obligatory internet The 71 Greatest Dylan Songs For Star Wars Boobs list, here s our favorite 1-minute Dylan parody/homage ever: The very deep Bob Dylan ripoff song from the movie Walk Hard:
You ll be missed, Bob Dylan. In heaven, we mean, as long as you continue to be alive, which is good!
New Ketchup Bottle Technology Minimizes Amount Of Time Spent Not Eating Ketchup
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Posted: 5/25/2012
Look at that sludgy goo go! Ready your fried potato bits and various salty meats for MIT s LiquiGlide, a super-slippery coating which makes the insides of the bottle so frictionless that the sludgy goo inside just slides out like water. Thank god! Ketchup basically is my water at this point. I eat so much ketchup, sometimes I look down and realize that the substance I thought I was drinking isn t water after all, but actually a tall glass of ketchup. Now I can shave seconds off my ketchup consumption. Thank you, science! If you could work on some kind of cure for my diabetes next, that would be banging!
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Baz Luhrmann Great Gatsby Trailer Looks Like Baz Luhrmann Directed A Great Gatsby Movie
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Posted: 5/25/2012
Here s the trailer for Baz Luhrmann s The Great Gatsby, starring Leo DiCaprio and Care-o Mullgs (I m on nickname terms with both). Remember when you first heard that Baz Luhrmann was directing a Great Gatsby movie, and you immediately pictured in your head an exaggerated version of what that would look like? Well, the movie is that.
BEST LINE: You always look so cool. The man in the cool beautiful suits.
SECOND-BEST LINE: You just think you re so great GATSBY.
Finally, this landmark achievement in American literature can be experienced THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE:
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