Pat Kilbane

After leaving his show, Jay Leno is now in therapy as John Madden does drive-by commentary for the video game Grand Theft Auto. Morgan Freeman narrates an adult film, and Donald Trump ties to convince people he's homeless.

Sopranos: A heavily edited episode of the Sopranos airs on the religious PAX television network. Survivor Cook Island: Survivor teams are grouped according to their race. TV Land Promo: Silence of the Lambs meets the Andy Griffith Show, Prince visits I Love Lucy, and the Honeymooners gets violent. CLOPS lll: Claymation parody of COPS includes a flashing Paddington Bear and a deranged, gun toting Pilsbury Dough Boy. Larry Lost: Larry King raves about the television series Lost with inappropriate one liners. Grey's Anatomy in the House: A parody that combines hospital dramas, Grey's Anatomy and House. Phantom of the Oprah: Oprah turns demonic and attacks her guest with a baseball bat. iPad: A parody of an iPod commercial featuring the new feminine product, iPad. Attitudes: A parody of a Korean soap opera. Coors Commercial: A parody of a Coors commercial that reveals the secret to its successful brew. Montel Chilliams: A parody of the Montel Williams show that features Montel getting stoned during an interview.

Dot: Spelling Bee Dot uses magic and gum to win the National Spelling Bee Competition as her father watches in disbelief. Marvin Tikvah: Clubbing Sleazy Hollywood agent Marvin scouts potential naïve starlets at a Hollywood nightclub. Madvertising: M&Ms The Wizard of Oz's Dorothy confronts subversively larger-than-life M&M's. Letters to Lincoln "Morgan Freeman", "Ellen Degeneres", "John Madden", "Woody Allen", "Brad Garrett", "Jackie Chan", "Jackee" and "Shaq" read letters to and from Lincoln. Jovan Muskatelle: Eyewitness 2004 Jovan, a professional eyewitness, gives his "crazy as hell" description of a downtown riot. Flashbacks of his ancestors' accounts of famous events are also shown.

Episode #1307 with Mo Collins and Debra Wilson: Whitney Opening w/Debra Wilson, Tribute to a Dummy, Lorraine at Universal Studios w/Mo Collins, Beowulf, Investigative Report #2, Debra and Jordan on the Rooftop, Rice and Beans #2, Skittling, Steve Byrne Stand Up, Raging Rudolph, Show Close - Keegan.

Miss Swan: Valentine’s Day Miss Swan exasperates a candy store salesman on Valentine’s Day. Bae Sung: Auto Craze For Bae Sung, while working as an auto mechanic, it’s "Uh-oh, Hot Dog" time. Sean Gidcomb: Supply Closet Difficult and angry Sean undergoes a drastic personality change from "sneaky snake" to 'Mr. Nice Guy" following an office head injury. Gotta Getta Gotti It’s the all-time train wreck between mafia princess "Victoria Gotti' and her out of control teenage sons. Madvertising: Fantana Fun The Fanta Girls meet their newest member: Bigger-than-life Two Liter Beth.

Episode #1312: Juno II, O, Resignation, Bike Ride, Celebrity Rehab #1, Celebrity Rehab #2, PC Description, Mofaz: Hilarity Clinton, American Idol Red Carpet, New Self-Help Book, Real Sports Promo, Celebrity Rehab Tag

Tank: Rocketeer Self proclaimed ladies man, Tank and his tricked out Daewoo prove not to be the chick magnet he intended. Patrol Car A highway patrol officer pulls over a driver and is attacked by a gang of "little people". Angela: Chasing Dubya Eighth grader Angela Wright tries to outwit the secret service on her quest to meet the president. Average Asian: Party Asian He can't escape the ridiculous stereotypes so he turns the "table" on his nemesis. Lost Jeff Probst of "Survivor" guest stars in this jungle parody of the hit drama "Lost”."

Episode #1308 with Kathy Griffin and Last Comic Standing, Jon Reep: Obama, Introducing Dan Oster, Coach Hines Post Game, A New Channel, Kathy Griffin Outtakes, The New AT&T, Rice and Beans #3, Adam Talks to the Cops, Jon Reep Standup.

Boca Condo Report: Hurricane Clifford and Muriel of the "7AM Boca Condo Report" try to warn their fellow retirees of a tremendous hurricane. My Predicament "Britney Spears" music video parody, with special guest star "Bobby Brown". Abercrombie: Black and White The snotty Abercrombie & Fitch pretty boys risk a gang war with the store's newest African American employees. Stuart Bloopers Classic outtakes of Michael McDonald as Stuart, successfully cracking up his fellow cast members.

Perez Hilton hosts MADtv's Best of Pop Culture Parodies, including: Kenny Rogers' Jackass, BOMB BOMB BOMB, Britney and K-Fed Give Thanks, High School Musical, Apple Presentation, My Chemical Romance, Memoirs, I'm Beautiful, TRL - Emcee Escher, Tickle Me Emo, P.R. Project, Grand Theft Auto Kansas.

MADtv's 13th season premiere with Carlos Mencia: It's Britney, Bitch!, Music Box w/Carlos Mencia, 24 w/Bobby Lee and Carlos Mencia, Sad Fitty, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, To Mock a Predator, Johnny Sanchez Stand Up, Family Guy 100th Red Carpet, To Mock a Master Chief

Episode #1311: BBC News, Women's Murder Club 1, Auditions: Monsters, Women's Murder Club 2, Lee vs. Wild, Dream Night, A Good Impression, Auditions: Superheroes, Women's Murder Club 3, Rice and Beans #6, Madden Popcorn, Mini-Mart, A New Boss.