My Wife and Kids stars Damon Wayans as Michael Kyle, a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style.
Jay doesn't approve of Michael's "secret method" of getting Junior to study.
The Kyles trade hilarious, nasty jokes around the dinner table on hamburger night.
Michael teaches the kids a trick to help them survive without a remote control.
When Kady dolls up the family photos, Michael gives her a lipstick lesson.
Michael develops a fast friendship with Claire's boyfriend, which he maintains even after the relationship ends -- much to Claire's chagrin. Jr. finds himself in an uncomfortable predicament after spending too much quality time with himself.
The anniversary day finally comes and Michael goes out to play golf, leaving Jay devastated at home.
Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael recommends.
After getting his driver's license, Jr. buys a clunker instead of the practical car Michael picked out for him.
Jay's girlfriend Wanda brings her Brian McKnight's tickets (a concert Jay was really looking forward to see), but unfortunately she has to turn it down because it's on the same night as their anniversary.
Michael bowls against his archenemy Stu Tyler (Larry Miller); Trekkies at the bowling alley believe Claire is a Romulan queen.
When Jr. finally gets his driver's license, he buys his first car -- a dilapidated, gear-grinding, backfiring clunker.
An encounter with Michael's stunning ex-girlfriend prompts Janet to get a makeover; on a dare, Junior tries to steal a bra from the girls' locker room.
The Tylers and The Kyles go at it in a game of bowling.
After the children tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to injure his back playing Twister so they will have to cater to his every whim.