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Michael's so excited about a basketball game he's watching on TV that he accidentally tapes over Kady's first steps. What to do? Reenact them, with the reluctant assistance of Franklin (Noah Gray-Cabey). Stevie: Taylor Negron.
Betty White guest stars as the maid Jay hires to replace her while she's away in Florida. Jay might have it tough when she returns, because the woman's an excellent cook and seamstress. She's also uncommonly adept at auto mechanics and TV repair. She can e (more…)
Michael doesn't think that modeling's a wise career choice for Claire, but when an agent (Carole Davis) tells him he has the perfect equipment to be a hand model, he thinks it's fine for him. Meanwhile, Kady's spending time with a girl named Rachel (Lilian (more…)
It's “game night” at the Kyle house, but it isn't exactly fun and games when the couples play “What Do You Know?” “What You Don't Know” would be more like it. “There's this weird energy here,” moans Michael. Vanessa: Brooklyn Sudano. Jasmin (more…)
Part 1 of two. Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano) is more than a little bit pregnant. In fact, she's a week overdue. She wants a natural childbirth at home, presided over by a new-agey midwife named Summer Breeze (Kelly Coffield). Fat chance of that happening. Mean (more…)
Conclusion. Following Vanessa's false labor (and the chaos it caused), Michael scripts a “game plan” for the real thing. “This has to work like clockwork,” he declares. Meanwhile, Claire and Kady, having made up, go off on a shopping spree together (more…)
Part 1. Michael is obsessed with the prospect of going one-on-one with Michael Jordan at a Las Vegas basketball fantasy camp. Wayne Newton has a cameo in the episode, in which the entire Kyle klan joins Michael in Vegas. Slobodan: Nick Von Esmarch.
Michael goes one-on-one with Michael Jordan in the conclusion of a two-part visit to Las Vegas. Rev. Al Sharpton also has a cameo as a minister at an all-night wedding chapel; Alan Thicke plays a magician who makes Jr. disappear (but can't bring him back); (more…)
Jr. and Vanessa (Brooklyn Sudano) insist that Michael and Jay attend a child-care class for grandparents. Not surprisingly, it doesn't go well for Michael, who gets into a diaper-changing contest with Calvin (Rasta). Jasmine: Ella Joyce. Mrs. Lane: Kim Col (more…)
Michael and Jay's high-school reunion is coming up, but Michael wants none of it. Then he's challenged to a “dance-off” by an old break-dancing rival (Katt Williams), who also happens to be the first guy ever to have kissed Jay. Meanwhile, bullies targ (more…)
Jr. wants to be a rapper, so he enrolls in a “rapcademy” that Michael eyes suspiciously. MC Lyte. Flavor Flav, Kool Moe D and Special Ed guest star. Meanwhile, Jay talks Claire into going to her yoga class. She'll regret it. Bobby Shaw: Katt Williams (more…)
Jr. and Vanessa set a date for their wedding, with the Kyles planning an elaborate one that might have made a royal couple blanch. This does not please the bride-to-be (Brooklyn Sudano). Meanwhile, Kady's gaydar tells her something about Claire's boyfriend (more…)
Jr. turns Michael on to foosball and no one can turn him off---and an extremely annoying “foosaholic” Michael turns out to be. Who can stop him? “El Foosay” (Franklin), a recovering foosaholic himself. Franklin: Noah Gray-Cabey. Calvin: Rasta.
Jay's psychology professor (David Leisure) doesn't like her. Bad news, considering that the final's coming up. Also bad news is Michael's determination to be her “study buddy.” Meanwhile, Kady fears that Franklin's interested in another girl, a fellow (more…)
Part 1 of two: The Kyles are vacationing in the Bahamas and Michael just wants to relax by the pool. Not likely. For starters, an annoying acquaintance (David Alan Grier) shows up. Then Jr. and Vanessa fight because he wants to shirk his parental responsib (more…)
Conclusion. Michael and Jay are stranded on a remote island with the annoying guy (David Alan Grier) that Michael had blown off. Too bad: he's a survivalist, and he won't help them. Meanwhile, Claire discovers that there's alcohol in those Coco Mocos that (more…)
Jay decides that it's time to remodel the garage to make it more comfortable for the baby, and Michael decides to do the work himself. “It's the Garage Mahal to me,” he says. Meanwhile, Kady wants to write Franklin a love letter but doesn't know what t (more…)