It's like Joan doesn't even exist.
What can I do to help?
You're just walking around not knowing who's ugly?
Stop! You're allergic to oregano.
An experiment mixing human and alien DNA results in a beautiful young woman who escapes from a government lab on a quest to mate and reproduce.
The Whole Ten Yards movie trailer - starring Bruce Willis, Amanda Peet, Kevin Pollak, Natasha Henstridge, Matthew Perry, Carl Ciarfalio. Directed by Howard Deutch. Genre: Comedy
Selfie cast catch up with XFINITY to discuss their new show.
I love my haters. They make me famous.
An astronaut returns from a Mars mission infected with alien DNA. Now he's on a mission to find a mate. There is only one on earth and she's a knockout.
How are you??
A Chicago cop quits the force and finds himself threatened by the Mafia.
A Chicago cop quits the force and finds himself threatened by the Mafia. While travelling the highways of America's heartland, he's inadvertently thrust into a struggle between the FBI and the Chicago underworld, both of which are searching for a fed who holds the key to the syndicate's demise.
Oscar-winner Bette Davis ("All About Eve," "The Letter"), Oscar-winner Claude Rains ("Mr. Smith Goes to Washington") and Paul Henreid ("Casablanca") star in this romantic mystery about a pianist who will stop at nothing to protect her refugee husband from her rich and powerful ex-lover.
An accountant is introduced to a mysterious, sex-dating club known as "The List" by his lawyer friend. He becomes enthralled in this new lifestyle, but he soon becomes the prime suspect in a woman's disappearance and a multimillion-dollar heist.
Bruce Willis and Matthew Perry re-team for more laughs and gunplay in this sequel. Picking up where 'The Whole Nine Yards' left off, hit man Jimmy (Willis) has traded in his six-shooter for an apron while wife Jill handles the killing. Meanwhile, nerve-wracked dentist Oz (Perry) is busy dealing with his pregnant wife and a vengeful mob boss who has just been paroled.
This sequel to the $55 million-plus box-office success is written by Mitchell Kapner ("Romeo Must Die") and directed by Howard Deutch ("Grumpier Old Men," "The Great Outdoors," TV's "Gleason"). Retired hitman Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski is spending his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills when he's pulled back into the mayhem by the return of Oz begging for Jimmy's help in rescuing his wife from the Hungarian mob. The returning all-star cast includes box-office champ Bruce Willis, Emmy-nominated Matthew Perry, Kevin Pollak ("Grumpier Old Men," "The Usual Suspects"), Natasha Henstridge ("Species I & II," "Ghosts of Mars") and Amanda Peet ("Something's Gotta Give," "Changing Lanes") in the continuing comedic saga of the mob hit man and the dentist next door.
In the ongoing fight for supremacy between mankind and the human-alien hybrids, a fatal hybrid weakness has given humans the advantage. Until now, when Sara (Mabrey), the daughter of Eve (Natasha Henstridge), is born, she develops into the most genetically perfect alien form yet! Seeking to repopulate her kind, this dangerously beautiful femme fatal heeds an overwhelming drive to mate... while a crack military team trails her in an attempt to end the war between the two species forever!
Eliza's sister arrives for a visit and Henry attempts to defeat Freddy.
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Eliza and Henry manage the aftermath of her emotional disclosure.
Eliza confesses her growing feelings for Henry.
Five-0 investigates when the young daughter of a Navy Seal currently on a top-secret mission is kidnapped. Meanwhile, with his brother's life on the line, Danny must locate the $18.5 million he owes his captors.
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In the jaw-dropping season finale, after Faye is attacked by the Witch Hunters, Jake, Melissa and Adam set out to save her. Blackwell (recurring guest star JOE LANDO) tells Cassie and Diana that the only way to stop the Witch Hunters is to use their Balcoin blood to unleash the Crystal Skull. While Diana is reluctant, Cassie convinces her it's the only way to help their friend, but she'll need to tap into her dark magic to do it. Meanwhile, Dawn and Charles are faced with a new way to get their power back ... but at a very big cost.
It's Prom night in Chance Harbor and after Adam uncloaks a crystal hidden in the school, Blackwell (recurring guest star JOE LANDO) tells Cassie she can use her dark magic to find it. When Cassie follows this advice, it leads her to a dangerous discovery. Meanwhile, Faye invites Jake to Prom, despite the fact that he stood her up two years earlier. Adam, Diana, Cassie and Melissa finally make it to Prom, but when they lose the crystal to Eben (recurring guest star SAMMI ROTIBI) they end up in a life and death situation. Meanwhile, Dawn attempts to stop Blackwell, who casts a deadly spell on Charles.
When a crystal is magically stolen from the abandoned house, the Circle decides it was the traitor witch working with Eben (recurring guest star SAMMI ROTIBI) so Jake calls for a meeting with Isaac (recurring guest star JR BOURNE – The Exorcism of Emily Rose) to see if they can get him to change sides. Cassie's loose grasp on her dark magic threatens to destroy any possible alliance when their pursuit of the traitor leads them to the "Creepiest Place on Earth." Meanwhile, Faye and Jake work together to steal Dawn's crystal, Melissa and Adam pair up and uncover a new magic trick and a frustrated Diana reaches out to Charles for help.
To protect themselves from the witch hunters, Jake, Cassie and Faye seek out Jake's grandfather Royce (guest star JOHN de LANCIE – Breaking Bad) to find his family's crystal and are confronted with disturbing theories about the events of 16 years ago. Meanwhile, Diana tries to balance her pursuit of the Glaser crystal with Melissa and Adam with her romantic life with Grant (recurring guest star TIM PHILLIPPS), who demands to know what she's hiding. At the same time, Callum (recurring guest star MICHAEL GRAZIADEI) attempts to reinsert himself into Melissa's life. Charles and Jane plot their move against Blackwell (recurring guest star JOE
Jake gets a surprise visit from an old acquaintance named Samuel (guest star CHAD ROOK – Alcatraz), a witch hunter, who has a
message for Blackwell (recurring guest star JOE LANDO) about Eben's (recurring guest star SAMMI ROTIBI) surprising next move. Cassie
intervenes, forces Samuel to reveal his news and is stunned to find out what Eben is trying to resurrect. Meanwhile, Diana is
frustrated that keeping secrets is building a barrier between her and Grant (recurring guest star TIM PHILLIPPS). Faye and Melissa
agree to help out Adam at the Boathouse and in return get him to help them use their magic to enhance their love lives.
Blackwell (recurring guest star JOE LANDO) warns Cassie and Adam that their love may be destiny, but it's also a curse. He suggests they go visit her grandmother, Jane, to find out if there is a spell to reverse it. Jane warns Cassie that someone in the Circle will die if the curse is awakened. Meanwhile, Eva (recurring guest star ALEXIS FAST) starts stalking Faye and Charles makes his next
move against Blackwell.
Cassie catches Blackwell (recurring guest star JOE LANDO) sneaking around the abandoned house. After confiding this to Adam, he tells Cassie he knows Blackwell was looking for a device to drain witches' powers and is clearly back to his old ways. Faye shows up at Lee's (recurring guest star GREY DAMON) house to invite him to the school fundraiser, but is taken aback when Eva (recurring
guest star ALEXIA FAST – Supernatural) greets her at the door claiming to be Lee's girlfriend. Meanwhile, Melissa encourages Diana to date a normal guy and points her in the direction of a new, handsome guy in town (recurring guest star TIM PHILLIPPS – Bed of Roses, Animal Kingdom, Neighbours), and Dawn runs into Blackwell at the school, but the reunion isn't quite what she expected.
Cassie is stunned when a notoriously evil figure from her past (recurring guest star JOE LANDO ? Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman) shows up on her doorstep, but her surprise quickly turns to suspicion when she is asked to return the medallion she found in the wreckage of the fire that killed their parents. Cassie storms off but is captured by Eben (recurring guest star SAMMI ROTIBI ? Lord of War) and his band of witch hunters. Jake offers to trade himself for Cassie?s freedom and when Adam realizes they?re in trouble he calls the Circle. Meanwhile, Faye and Diana are concerned when Melissa starts spending more time with Callum (recurring guest star MICHAEL GRAZIADEI).
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