Michael Pattinson

Aro (Michael Sheen) decides Bella's (Kristen Stewart) fate, but Edward (Robert Pattinson) stands in his way.

The Oscar nominations are going to be announced in a few short hours. But before you can honor the best of the best, Brett leads us on a look back of the worst of the worst. The full nominee list is here: WORST PICTURE of 2009 All About Steve G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Land of the Lost Old Dogs Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen WORST ACTOR of 2009 All Three Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience) Will Ferrell (Land of the Lost) Steve Martin (Pink Panther 2) Eddie Murphy (Imagine That) John Travolta (Old Dogs) WORST ACTRESS of 2009 Beyonce (Obsessed) Sandra Bullock (All About Steve Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie) Megan Fox (Jennifer's Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) Sarah Jessica Parker (Did You Hear About the Morgans?) WORST SCREEN COUPLE of 2009 Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers (Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience) Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper (All About Steve) Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature or 'Comic Riff' (Land of the Lost) Shia LeBouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen) Kristin Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang (Twilight Saga: New Moon) WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS of 2009 Candice Bergen (Bride Wars) Ali Larter (Obsessed) Sienna Miller (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) Kelly Preston (Old Dogs) Julie White (as Mom) (Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, or 'Trannies, Too') WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR of 2009 Billy Ray Cyrus (Hannah Montana: The Movie) Hugh Heffner (as Himself) (Miss March) Robert Pattinson (Twilight Saga: New Moon) Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka) (Land of the Lost) Marlon Wayans (G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra) WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF or SEQUEL (Combined Category for 2009) G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra Land of the Lost Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Twilight Saga: New Moon WORST DIRECTOR of 2009 Michael Bay ('Trannies, Too"

Megan Fox made it onto the cover of Cosmo which means she made it into 'We've Got You Covered,' Conor Knighton's weekly magazine roundup. Also includes: Ted Kennedy, Jackie O, Levi Johnston vs. Sarah Palin, the 25 hottest Latin men, Christina Milian and another 'Bring it On' sequel, Michael Jackson's cool days, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and Faeries!! We've Got You Covered is a recurring segment on Current TV's weekly television show, infoMania. In each episode of We've Got You Covered, Conor Knighton catches you up on everything you need to know about what's in this week's magazines. For more We've Got You Covered visit: http://current.com/groups/weve-got-you-covered/ and Current TV. infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://infomaniafacebook.com.

A bored Australian housewife dreams up a perfect man when her husband doesn't show up on their anniversary.