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Posted: 10/7/2011
Let s kick this post off by stating some fact, k? Fact: Law firm Nixon Peabody was named as one of Fortune magazine s 2007 list of the best companies to work for (After Viacom, VH1, and Best Week Ever). Fact: Some Old Fogey (literally, this was probably his code name in the Skull & Bones Society) decides to celebrate by hiring a band of Michael McDonald clones to write and sing a song called Everyone s a Winner at Nixon Peabody. Fact: Legal blogger gets a hold of song, and before dropping dead from laughter, puts song up on his website. Official last words, typed in an IM: ROFLMAO
Fact: Song becomes internet sensation. Law firm panics, pulling the song down from the tubes. But guess what, law firm? You can t stop the tubes! And thank god. Why? Because Everyone s a Winner at Nixon Peabody is officially our Favorite Jam of Summer 07! The type of tune that makes you want to get out the Bartles & James, brush n braid your long gray hair, , tear off your stirrup pants and miniature horse cardigan, and make out with your 77-year-old husband on a nude beach somewhere in Pueto Vallarta. For real, check it out it s almost too good to be true, the kind of motivational song usually saved for competitions between unable-bodied peoples, not high-power blood-sucking attorneys.