Matt Stone Celebrity Watchlist

Wed Jul 8 12:30am
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut SHO

Film version of the TV cartoon about four potty-mouthed third-graders. Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman sneak into an R-rated movie starring their favorite Canadian gross-out comics and it warps their "fragile little minds." When the boys begin to mimic the m (more…)

Wed Jul 8 10:25am
South ParkThe Red Badge of Gayness(Season 3, Episode 14) COMEDY

The town holds its annual reenactment of a Civil War battle, and Cartman suits up for the Confederacy with visions of glory.

Wed Jul 8 10:57am
South ParkProbably(Season 4, Episode 10) COMEDY

Satan can't decide between his new boyfriend and his former beau, Saddam Hussein. Meanwhile, Cartman has discovered his evangelical side and tries to ensure the gang a passage to heaven.

Wed Jul 8 11:30am
South ParkKrazy Kripples(Season 7, Episode 2) COMEDY

The kids become embroiled in the life of a disabled celebrity who breezes through town and gets all the attention.

Wed Jul 8 12:03pm
South ParkSmug Alert(Season 10, Episode 2) COMEDY

Stan leads a campaign to purchase hybrid cars, but it stalls when an environmental disaster threatens the town.

Wed Jul 8 12:36pm
South ParkCrippled Summer(Season 14, Episode 7) COMEDY

Jimmy and Timmy go to summer camp with a winner-take-all attitude in a variety of contests, including Jimmy's participation in a surfing competition.

Wed Jul 8 1:08pm
South ParkGoing Native(Season 16, Episode 11) COMEDY

Butters' obstreperous behavior gives his parents a reason to tell him why he's not like the other kids, so he asks Kenny to accompany him on his journey of self-discovery to Hawaii.

Wed Jul 8 6:54pm
South ParkChef Goes Nanners(Season 4, Episode 7) COMEDY

Chef protests against the South Park flag and ignites a town debate that even divides the kids. Meanwhile, Wendy becomes attracted to Cartman.

Wed Jul 8 7:25pm
South ParkOver Logging(Season 12, Episode 6) COMEDY

When a lack of Internet access in South Park sparks panic in the community, Randy takes his family to California in search of a signal.

Wed Jul 8 7:56pm
South ParkSarcastaball(Season 16, Episode 8) COMEDY

Randy's campaign to prevent head injuries in football radically changes the way the game is played, but the new rules become a national sensation and even make a South Park student a star athlete.

Wed Jul 8 8:27pm
South ParkYou Got F. in the A(Season 8, Episode 4) COMEDY

Stan tries to put together a group of competitive dancers to challenge some rivals from Orange County.

Wed Jul 8 8:58pm
South ParkGrounded Vindaloop(Season 18, Episode 7) COMEDY

Butters lives in a virtual reality that causes him to wreak havoc at home and all over town.

Wed Jul 8 9:29pm
South ParkCock Magic(Season 18, Episode 8) COMEDY

Illegal activity at City Wok becomes a distraction that's impossible for the boys to ignore.

Thu Jul 9 6:50pm
South ParkToilet Paper(Season 7, Episode 3) COMEDY

The boys are under investigation for covering their teacher's house with toilet paper.

Thu Jul 9 7:22pm
South ParkI'm a Little Bit Country(Season 7, Episode 4) COMEDY

The foul-mouthed youngsters return for a seventh season.

Thu Jul 9 7:54pm
South ParkCartman Finds Love(Season 16, Episode 7) COMEDY

A romance for Cartman may finally become a reality when there's a new girl at school.

Fri Jul 10 2:36pm
South ParkSummer Sucks(Season 2, Episode 8) COMEDY

The mayor devises a plan to make the town's Fourth of July celebration memorable, despite a ban on fireworks; and Mr. Hat vanishes, causing Mr. Garrison to visit a therapist (voice of Jonathan Katz).

Fri Jul 10 3:08pm
South ParkRainforest Schmainforest(Season 3, Episode 1) COMEDY

The boys accompany a teacher (voice of Jennifer Aniston) and her singing-and-dancing group to Central America to raise awareness of the rain forest. Also: Kenny falls for a choir member; and Kyle has trouble mastering the choreography.

Fri Jul 10 3:40pm
South ParkThe Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers(Season 6, Episode 13) COMEDY

While returning “The Lord of the Rings” to the video store, the boys accidentally get a hold of a steamy porno tape.

Fri Jul 10 4:12pm
South ParkCancelled(Season 7, Episode 1) COMEDY

The boys are abducted by aliens, who inform them that Earth is actually a reality show that is about to be canceled by intergalactic media moguls.

Fri Jul 10 10:00pm
South ParkWith Apologies to Jesse Jackson(Season 11, Episode 1) COMEDY

Randy Marsh is publicly chastised for using the N-word on national television. Meanwhile, Cartman clashes with a little person.

Fri Jul 10 10:30pm
South ParkGinger Kids(Season 9, Episode 11) COMEDY

Ostracized for his appearance because of a case of “gingervitus,” Cartman goes on a campaign against discrimination.

Sat Jul 11 8:28am
South ParkBritney's New Look(Season 12, Episode 2) COMEDY

The boys meet Britney Spears while she's on a search for seclusion in the Colorado mountains, and Stan and Kyle eventually take on the responsibility of getting her to the North Pole.

Sat Jul 11 9:03am
South ParkAre You There, God? It's Me, Jesus(Season 3, Episode 16) COMEDY

“Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus” purports to “answer age-old questions about who we are and what we're all about.”

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  • Birth Name: Matthew Richard Stone
  • Birth Place: Houston, TX
  • Birthday: May 26, 1971, Gemini
  • Profession: Animator, Producer, Screenwriter, Actor
  • User Rating:4.85 out of 5 (33 ratings)
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